Angeles City (Balibago) Tips
 

I am still wondering how did the Diosdado Macapagal International Airport (DMIA) at Clarke, Philippines win the best airport of the year award.

Anyway the airport was not that bad on the inside. It was just a big hassle getting a taxi outside. While i am generally careful and i did mention the exact location of the hotel i wanted to stay at to the taxi driver and the airport taxi service (more of a scam service) he still managed to take away 50 more pesos from me.

The airport is pretty rudimentary.

The jeepneys is the best mode of transport in clarke as long as you are aware where you want to go and you know where to alight. Generally the standard fare is peso 7.50. Sometimes i gave 8 or 10 pesos per short trip depending on my mood. If the jeepney guy thinks that you are a foreigner he may charge you as much as a 150 peso for a short trip that is if he manages to convince some gullible souls.

You have an SM Mall in Clarke not exactly fantastic but generally gets you most of the stuff you may need during your short or long stay there.

The trikes are the worst.. i mean roughest people to deal with. Generally they wont settle for less than 50-60 peso for a short trip. Again they can charge you as much as 200 peso if they think you can be parted with your money. The trikes are actually quite handly. You can choose to pillion ride by sitting behind the driver or in the attached cabin next to the driver. The vehicle is powered by 100 cc mobikes.

Now on to the bars and the details in my next post

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Phew i got some minus points for opening this post. Guess i offended the Lords of Manila or some shady gangster (one who is spineless -- probably a eunuch who had been castrated) and therefore operates behind a computer screen hiding his insecurities and vulnerabilities.

Should we worry about rubbish dumps like such folks NO!!! So lets get on with the postings!!!

As Phenom in his posts has rightly pointed out, the hotels in Balibago are a dump. However if you are looking for a place with decent aircon/attached toilet and decent service you should be able to find quite a few in the close vicinity of Fields Avenue. Its best advised that you stick to Fields Avenue especially if you are a first time cheongster cause it will save you the walking to and fro and having to deal with the ugly side of the trikes.

But otherwise Clarke is heaven. Ponderosa hotel has a pretty european client base. Considering their location which is a good 15 min walk away i guess their rates are not cheap either and their hotels are crap.

One would be better advised to stay at Tiger Hotel / Perimeter Hotel (for the budget conscious) decent service/price. And if you are on a really low budget you could consider Wobbly Pension House. As the name suggests dun expect much either from the structure of the building or the insides. But again there are quite a few Ang mohs staying there! These Ang Mohs will stay anywhere wont they? All they need is a bed to bunk/toilet. Even fan cooled rooms suffice for these guys. Wonder how they manage that


Of course there are slightly expensive hotels like Wild Orchid/ Brass Knob/Heritage and the likes.

Now the interesting part. The Bars open at 2 pm and some dun close until 5 am. Some open as early as 11am.

The main area to cheong is Fields Avenue --> Upper Fields Avenue --> Perimeter Road --> Upper Periter Road (Don Juicio Avenue) --> --> Friendship Area

Bars make appearances and disappearances all the time. Most are run by Ang Mohs again. Some Ang Mohs go out of their way to make you comfortable (Remember this is an Ang Moh playground not Zuhai/Schenchen or Guanzhou) by offering you free shots (upto 80% alcohol) and free food too. Well these are not the reasons you should consider going there. There are much better reasons to consider going there though.

The Barfines are generally in the range of Peso 1200 in most bars and this includes everything. This is unlike Manila where the Barfine can range from peso 1500 to 2000 and this just means an early work release. The rest you negotiate with the person you barfined which could be anywhere from 3000 Peso at EDSA international entertainment complex to Peso 5000 and even more at Padre Burgos Street in Makati.

Ofcourse as far as Manila is concerned you can always patronise LACAfe which is open 24 hours and is full of fls for the entire 24 hours. However the FLs can be pretty choosy. They prefer Japs/Korean vis a vis Ang Moh. Ofcourse service is debatable and yes there are stunners there. But then there are stunners everywhere. You can find stunners at P Burgos street in Makati/EDSA/Malate/LA CAfe and yes in yours truly Angeles City too.

If you dice the internet enough you will find Ang Mohs who have been conned into parting with Peso 25000 in a single night at P Burgos Street.

If its true GFE that you are looking for then its Angeles City again that you must visit. The LDs here are about P100 which is much cheaper than the LDS at Manila which can range from P175 to P350 and upwards. They have a 2 tiered LD system in Manila and yes you would look like a cheap charlie if you ordered the lower tier P 175 drink. Ofcourse the preferred LD would be P350 or more.
Now

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Lets start at Clarke (Friendship Area) and work our way down -->>>to Upper Perimeter Road and then to --->>>Perimter Road --->>> and then to Upper Fields Avenue and finally Fields Avenue (the more expensive location at Clarke).

Right at the end that is in the Friendship area are a bunch of Bars/Pubs. There are a few decent hotels down here too. To name a few Maharajah Hotel and Clarkton Hotel.

StarGate is right at the end. It is a decent setup with LCD screens that display the song that is being played through the sound system.

General Rule every pub has a few SYTs and some CMIs. So generally a mix. And yes there are the Cherry SYTs too. So remember everypub has a mix of SYTs/CMIs and Cherry SYTs. There is nothing much you can do by BFing a cherry SYT although you are allowed to BF them. LDs at Stargate are P100 and SML is 55. BF is about 12 LDs everywhere plus or minus 200 peso

From Stargate you can either hop into a jeepney and visit Lost in Asia. Or if you want to burn your calories you can take a 6 minute walk down to Lost in ASia. There are a clutch of pubs here. I cant remember all the names but to name a few they include:
Lost in ASia
Roadies
Tartz
Club 69

Now all of the above are in the Friendship area. Not much competition from customers (as in less customers) considering the distance from Fields Avenue. So unless you have an attitute generally expect good service.

Fields Area will have many more customers so there could be an attitude problem. But then again this is nothing compared to the attitude displayed in Manila where Money talks and everything else walks!!!

I will discuss Roadies and Lost in ASia in my next post. Sorry i am pressed for time so really unable to post everything one shot.

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For those who are not familiar with Clarke

Tiger Airways runs flights to Clarke i think its daily.

For those who prefer to use the Ninoy Aquino International Airport in Manila and are on a budget or would prefer a taste of Manila too then Cebu Pacific/Jet Star is a good idea.

OFcourse for those who are familiar/not on a budget there are a myriad of airlines to take you to Manila.

From Manila to Clarke its pretty easy. Again for those of you who do not want to take the trouble of finding their way around the Swagman Hotel in Malate runs daily 3 shuttle services from Manila to Angeles and return trips too. They call it Fly the Bus. I think its a crap service. You pay P500 and its not fantastic. But well they pick you up from Swagman Hotel and drop you at your hotel doorstep in Angeles. What more can the uninitiated ask for? For those with more dollars you can always book a taxi for about P2300 approx to bring you all the way to Angeles from Manila.

There are generally traffic jams as you enter/exit Manila. However if you are travelling on a Sunday then that should not be a problem at all. The journey is pretty smooth comfortable and takes less than 2 hours for about 80 kms.

Food however can be a pretty big issue in Angeles. You will get sick of Western food after awhile. However SM Mall, Clarke has a restaurant Flavours of China where a lunch for 2 should cost you about P500 or less.

If you get tired of flavours of china you can consider visiting the "Shanghai Palace". In my humble opinion its more authentic. However both restaurants fare pretty well.

There is Chow King which i think is expensive and tastes crap. You are better off eating the Shawarmas by the road side for P60

Now back to the Bars and the stories there upon:

If you are done with Stargate, you can walk down to Lost in Asia.

The seating in Lost in ASia is not very comfortable. In the sense you wont find sofas. Its more like you will find bar chairs which are high and may be uncomfortable if you want to sit for long. They have a pool table where you can play to your hearts content. Better still you can get one of the SYTS to play with you.

Next to Stargate is Roadies. While it looks formidable on the outside and the SYTs/CMIs may look intimidating at first, they are quite friendly once you break the ice. And for the perverts an LD (P100) buys you the rights to grope/feel/smooch/kiss/lapdance the works. Well if the LD is over you can always order another LD. P100 is not a lot is it?

Alongside Roadies is Tartz. Now most of these joints are owned by Ang Mohs who may not be friendly initially but will warm up to you pretty soon. I do not wish to discuss which Bar had the best SYTs and which had the max CMIs since generally the bars are in abundance. They are next to each other. You can open the door look inside and if you are not comfortable leave the place and go next door. There is no MAfia out here that will force you to buy an LD or whatever.

Generally i have noticed no one bugs you much in Clarke. Not even for an LD. you are left pretty much to yourself and if you fancy an SYT then you can choose to ask the SYT to come over and you can order an LD for the SYT. There are always the rare instances where the SYT rejects you. But what can you do about that? ITs a free world.

More updates soon.

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If u r looking for quite close to GFE then Clarke is the place.

Some Ang Mohs have a few suggestion. I generally dun like Ang Mohs i think they are pretty much cheap skates!

The Ang Mohs say if you like an SYT, then before you can buy an LD you can pop a few Qs such as:
1) Are you a cherry SYT?
2) Is it that time of the month?
3) Are u a single mum? Many of the GROs tend to be single mums though not all. Some of the SYTS also tend to be single mums. Some as young as 18 unbelievable man. Some men do not prefer single mums so incase you want to save on the LDs please ask the above 3 questions and if any of the answers are not to your choice please say you will not buy a drink. Its ok and perfectly acceptable.

For me i treat it as whats P100 after all (At Duxton the LDS can range from $20-50)?

There is the ubiquitous Peanut man who sells a very small portion of peanuts for P20 and nothing less. However he can give you 3 portions for P50.

So if you are done with Tartz and Roadies.... you can take the jeepney all the way to Upper Don Jucio Avenue where you will find Honey Pot.

Honey Pot is a pretty interesting place. The manager is Damian. ONce he is drunk he will go out of his way to make you feel comfortable. There are a lot of old men who visit this joint. And Damian does pretty interesting things to keep these old men coming back

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Bro Cheongstar2000,

You are dammed good in describing AC, more like, if not better than what have been written in some guidebooks :) It really reminds me a lot on those nitty-gritty things that go around in AC [those peanut vendors :D]

Well, these days those Pinoy girls seem to short-change Asians by running away at midnight [liken to Cinderella's episodes]

Upped you for your excellent effort and your very good command of English [very rare these days]

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Generally u are right on the mark.
But I just wanna update u on certain aspects of ur guide.

Never a problem. There a few taxi counters right after customs check.
Avis, Triangle, Samson are the 3 I can remember right now.
A taxi ride to Fields Ave or Perimeter should cost u 200p. Always agree on the price at the counter and once again after u board the taxi. But be prepared to be asked for a tip by ur driver. Decline politely and never raise ur voice as it is deemed highly disrespectful to Filipinos.

Ponderosa rates start from 870p a night for the standard room and they have a free hourly jeepney service to Fields Ave and return. Rooms are sparce and just adequate for the nights stay.

I agree with Wild Orchid but Brass Knob is not really that expensive as the room rates start from 1000p onwards.

Some are 24hours !!! Woo hoo !!!

Bf starts from 1000p onwards up to 1350p for LT.
Special dancers or Spotlight Dancers(Dollhouse) start from 3000p onwards.

I think u got the names mixed up.
On the last count, Damian was still the manager at Honeykos.
Nice and friendly chap.

A point to take note.
Newbies have to play smart and understand the mentality of Filipinos.
It's a whole new ball game compared to LOS scene.
More drama and bola bola(localized for bullshitting).

Enjoy urself.

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Thank you Thank you and Thank you both to Brother ProfessorOokami and Brother Ah_Hia. I was beginning to wonder if my posts were really not worth getting a single reply. Finally 2 brothers have vindicated me. A big thank you once again.

I agree with Brother Professor Ookami that the girls are smart enough in short changing you and that is why you need to discuss everything upfront with the girls before barfining them.

You surely need to ask them questions such as:
1) If its that time of the month? Some are smart enough to wear pads and spray red ink. Trust me i am not joking. This is true.
2) If they are sick
3) If they are prepared to stay with you till morning or whatever time you please. I am honest. If the SYT gives you attitude then please find another. If the SYT indicates interest in being BFd (The SYT could still con you) ... So just to make sure call the manager/Mamasan. They are very friendly people. They really are. All they care is about their bar getting business. You can get your SYT to agree to your conditions in their presence and then generally nothing will go wrong.
4) Despite this some SYTS come up with stories that their bro is ill or father is ill and yes one more " We have our hygiene test today" story. But the hygiene test can wait. Its close by and its not that they should be leaving you at 6am in the morning.

As a general rule the SYTS from the smaller bars are more obliging and more accomodating.

Brother ProfessorOokami please feel free to correct me on any of these points. Thank you for upping my points. really appreciate that.

Now i was with my friend and walking along the streets and as you guys know there are innumerable touts on these roads. So one tout or hawker whatever the name is approached my friend and offered to sell him Viagra. Quoted him P3000. I somehow thought that the price was ridiculous and asked my friend not to purchase the same. It was not that my friend neeeded it. He is a strong man in his own right. But we were just being curious. When we said No the guy offered us Cialis for P2500.

I asked my friend to reject the offer. But the guy requested my friend to buy and came up with various Permutations and combinations and asked my friend to buy both boxes for P2000.

Smelling a rat i asked my friend not to buy again. But the ever smart street seller convinced my friend to buy 1 box of Viagra for P800

Just then another guy approached my friend and said he can sell 2 boxes for P500. My friend bought the 2 boxes as well

And you wont believe it when another guy approached him and said he can sell 3 boxes for P 500. Now were these real or fakes? I really dunno. But the guys are really good at pestering you to buy.

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Once again i would like to Thank you both Brother ProfessorOokami and Brother Ah_Hia for initiating discussion on the thread.

Brother Ah Hia I would like to discuss some of the points you clarified:

Yea you are right. There is an Airport Taxi service. I clearly mentioned to the guy where i wanted to go to. He wrote P200 on the receipt. Half way through the journey he stopped the cab and told us the Hotel was some distance away and the fare would be P250. Now P50 is no big deal. But it really irritated me the way it was done. So we had no choice but to pay the extra P50. When we reached the destination he asked us for a TIP. Finally he even asked for a souvenir. He said you can give me Singapore $ notes as souvenir. Oh man Oh.... What an experience. The next time i need to get everything sorted out with the driver and the taxi counter before i leave i guess.

Yes i totally agree with you that Ponderosa rates start from P870. Its considered to be a decent price. But the toilet is really a mess! IS nt it? But i noticed lots of Ang Mohs there and some were on long stays. They have an hourly jeepney service that pretty much drops you anywhere in Fields/Upper Fields/perimter/Friendship(Clark). The jeepney driver is a pretty friendly chap.

Oops i am really sorry. I thought Brass Knob was expensive. I did not know that it was P1000 upwards

Regarding the bars yes i agree with you that some are open 24 hours. Woo Hoo... So you can pretty much pick up an SYT any time of the day

I also agree that Special dancers or Spotlight Dancers(Dollhouse/Carousel/Club Atlantis etc) start from 3000p onwards

Now going back to HoneyKos, Damian tried to make us very comfortable. As soon as he noticed us he asked us if we were from Singapore. We said yes. He then said "You guys want pussies? I have a shit load of pussies for you!"

"YOu want to take a look at the pussies? I can line them up for you to choose"

"Just then a cute SYT walked passed us. He called the SYT over, pulled down her top and said. Check out her breasts! Firm aint them?"

He ordered us free drinks and the show moved on.

There are a few words worth familiarising:

Bola Bola = Bull shit or sweet talker

MAhal Kita = I love you

Ingat ka = take care

Magandan Gambi = Good night

I agree that Bro PHENOM has done a PHENOMENAL JOB in his tips and FRs on Balibago. Thats why i do not wish to go into the details of the FRs (Kama Sutra)

I believe Bro Phenom has done a fantastic job there and deserves every credit.

My purpose or objective is to get an update/tips/share experiences/rates of BFs cause Bro Phenom has not given an update on his thread.

Maybe this thread will die someday. But as long as someone wants to keep it alive they can.

Further down from Honey Kos you can find a clutch of Bars together. They are
Nasty Duck
Foxies
Illussions

Further updates on the above bars soon. Ofcourse i cant remember every single bar but i will try to make the most of what i can remember

And one last thing... The POST ANGELES DEPRESSION.....!!! Jesus Christ... This is really true in every sense of that word. YEs i am planning a return trip to satiate that depression. Guess otherwise i must take the anti depressants for real. HA HA

Cheers guys!!!

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My apologies if this post appears twice. I posted it just now and there were log in issues. So i have no clue if it will appear or not. I checked a few times and it still does not seem to be appearing. So i am reposting it.

Once again i would like to Thank you both Brother ProfessorOokami and Brother Ah_Hia for initiating discussion on the thread.

Brother Ah Hia I would like to discuss some of the points you clarified:

Yea you are right. There is an Airport Taxi service. I clearly mentioned to the guy where i wanted to go to. He wrote P200 on the receipt. Half way through the journey he stopped the cab and told us the Hotel was some distance away and the fare would be P250. Now P50 is no big deal. But it really irritated me the way it was done. So we had no choice but to pay the extra P50. When we reached the destination he asked us for a TIP. Finally he even asked for a souvenir. He said you can give me Singapore $ notes as souvenir. Oh man Oh.... What an experience. The next time i need to get everything sorted out with the driver and the taxi counter before i leave i guess.

Yes i totally agree with you that Ponderosa rates start from P870. Its considered to be a decent price. But the toilet is really a mess! IS nt it? But i noticed lots of Ang Mohs there and some were on long stays. They have an hourly jeepney service that pretty much drops you anywhere in Fields/Upper Fields/perimter/Friendship(Clark). The jeepney driver is a pretty friendly chap.

Oops i am really sorry. I thought Brass Knob was expensive. I did not know that it was P1000 upwards

Regarding the bars yes i agree with you that some are open 24 hours. Woo Hoo... So you can pretty much pick up an SYT any time of the day

I also agree that Special dancers or Spotlight Dancers(Dollhouse/Carousel/Club Atlantis etc) start from 3000p onwards

Now going back to HoneyKos, Damian tried to make us very comfortable. As soon as he noticed us he asked us if we were from Singapore. We said yes. He then said "You guys want pussies? I have a shit load of pussies for you!"

"YOu want to take a look at the pussies? I can line them up for you to choose"

"Just then a cute SYT walked passed us. He called the SYT over, pulled down her top and said. Check out her breasts! Firm aint them?"

He ordered us free drinks and the show moved on.

There are a few words worth familiarising:

Bola Bola = Bull shit or sweet talker

MAhal Kita = I love you

Ingat ka = take care

Magandan Gambi = Good night

I agree that Bro PHENOM has done a PHENOMENAL JOB in his tips and FRs on Balibago. Thats why i do not wish to go into the details of the FRs (Kama Sutra)

I believe Bro Phenom has done a fantastic job there and deserves every credit.

My purpose or objective is to get an update/tips/share experiences/rates of BFs cause Bro Phenom has not given an update on his thread.

Maybe this thread will die someday. But as long as someone wants to keep it alive they can.

Further down from Honey Kos you can find a clutch of Bars together. They are
Nasty Duck
Foxies
Illussions

Further updates on the above bars soon. Ofcourse i cant remember every single bar but i will try to make the most of what i can remember

And one last thing... The POST ANGELES DEPRESSION.....!!! Jesus Christ... This is really true in every sense of that word. YEs i am planning a return trip to satiate that depression. Guess otherwise i must take the anti depressants for real. HA HA

Cheers guys!!!

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No need to thank us. If fact bros here should thank you for the detailed tips and Dos and Donts.

U can interview them till the cows come home and even then some might still run right after the first screw. Trust me. Been there done that.
U just gotta accept it and move along rather than sulk and keep up a fuss.
Look on the bright side, u can grab another pussy ! Hehehe.

Not really. U'll still get misses from the smaller bars and hits from the bigger ones. The most important factor to consider is the "Clickability" issue. If u iron that out, then u are going to have a great time !

I believe u alright. But dun buy it.
Very high quality fakes boxes hides dunno what inside.
I was even offered up to 5 boxes for 500p.
Once the guy even offered it free and if it works then i pay him.

A note to remember about street vendors and street urchins like beggars etc.
Never ever talk to them. Esp like "Next time" or "Later".
They will remember u for life and will pester u for the rest of ur stay and future stays.
Just wave them off and keep walking while keeping mum.

U should just have asked him to turn around and bring u back to the airport cuz the promised rate was 200p. Never give in to them even though it is only 50p.

Tell him "Tips are given not requested" with a big :D

I've seen worse....:p

No worries. Now u do.

Hopefully with this thread u can regain ur points.
Cheers !

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Brothers Ah_Hia and ProfessorOokami thanks very much for having upped my points.

Bro Ah_Hia you are right. I guessed i messed up the names of the places. It should be HoneyKos and not HoneyPot. Sorry dude... too much cheonging... i guess i could only think of the HoneyPot... Ah...ha...

I had recently been to Clarke with a friend of mine and i pointed out the corrections made by Bro Ah_Hia to my friend. My friend remarked that Bro Ah_Hia must be a regular at Clarke cause you seem to know the place in such great details.

I am planning another trip soon. So there will be more reports wheeling in.

In the meanwhile lets continue with our discussions..

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U can interview them till the cows come home and even then some might still run right after the first screw. Trust me. Been there done that.
U just gotta accept it and move along rather than sulk and keep up a fuss.
Look on the bright side, u can grab another pussy ! Hehehe.

I guess you are right again. Cause there was this occassion when i BFd 2 SYTS from Gentlemans Club. I BFd them around 7pm but asked them to hang around at the pub. I said that id be back at 11pm to pick them up. At 11pm i picked them up, went to a 7-11 nearby bought quite a few alcoholic drinks went back to my room. Up in the room we had drinks and spoke till about 2 am. At tht time one of them requested that she go to the 7-11 to buy herself a pack of cigarrettes. And i said ok since it was close by. I waited and waited and do you know when she returned? She got back at 330am in the morning. I was fuming mad. However i did not want to ruin the night. So i spoke to her asked her what happened and geez she had a sob story to tell that ran till 445am in the morning and which point i had no choice but to sleep. I was so darn frickin sleepy. She asked "do you want me to change? into my bday suit" I said well yes why not? And then she remarked well its that time of the month you see... I was irritated again. And asked her to leave at that time itself. And do you know? She was darn frickin happy to be let off????

Again i agree that Clickability is important. If you think the girl has attitude or says that she cant do this or that then you may want to give her a miss. But if the girl clicks with you then i can assure you that you will genuinely have a heaven of a time.

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U should just have asked him to turn around and bring u back to the airport cuz the promised rate was 200p. Never give in to them even though it is only 50p.

Hmmm i did not realise that i could have asked the cab guy to drop me back at the airport. This time around i am gonna be wiser for that.


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When we reached the destination he asked us for a TIP.

Tell him "Tips are given not requested" with a big

Another interesting thing i wanted to share was my experience with giving the SYT the entire BF as a tip with an additional small tip rather than BF her.

To my strange luck, i found that this worked only with 2 SYTS. The rest insisted tht i BF them. I dunno why they wanted it that way. IF i had given them the entire BF as a tip plus an additional small tip would they not have been the better for it? Well they did not want it that way?

I also noticed that you cant BF an SYT if her shift is over. I experienced this at Crazy Horse where the mamasan insisted tht i could not BF the cherry SYT that i was keen on. However i managed to establish contact with the cherry SYT and then made a private arrangement which she was happy with.

I was supposed to report on the Nasty Duck. Certain parts of this bar tend to be extremely smoky, so if you are sitting for long hours then this is not a good place for you. I visited the place a few times and noticed they had quite a few decent SYTS down there. But then again they also had a handful of CMIS there too

My next review will be on Foxies....

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Hey bro, u deserve the points for ur selfless effort.

Only 12 trips in 2 years but i still have lots more to learn and enjoy in AC. ;)

Sometimes u get very active girls in the bar and once u bring them back to the sack, they get very shy and u lose all steam.
I've not come across any "Sure Win" formula that gets u the right girl for the night's fun. U hit some and u miss some. Dun lose sleep over it bro.

Not that i've done before, but this is a technique to "hung" him only. I'm sure he'll give in eventually not wanting to waste petrol and losing a customer.

This is known as "sneak out".
The bars dun like this cuz they lose profits and thus threaten girls with explusion from work or fine.
Some girls take the risk while others dun.
Did u know the girls have a "BF Quota" and can risk losing their jobs if they dun get enough bfs in a month ? Well some bars have this kinda rules.

Can't wait for ur next installment of reports on AC.
Keep up the good work bro.

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Bro Ah_Hia thanks again for encouraging me to write a little bit more.

Seriously my friend and I (we usually travel together) believe that you are well seasoned with info about AC. I mean the way you corrected me was like a teacher marking an answer paper. My friend and i read through each and every of your corrections and we remarked " This is the man... Ah_Hia is the man. Thats the right way to go about things. You always give corrections/tips/feedback to improve the quality of the discussion. And the way you went about things you seem much more detailed than my friend and I are". So Bro Ah_Hia please accept my congratulations once again.

12 trips in 2 years. JEsus Christ... Thats a dozen trips. Were they solely dedicated to leisure and pleasure or work? Gosh we envy you man... Really do!!!

Its only gonna be my 3rd trip(soon) to AC though i have been to other parts of Pinoy land.

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Sometimes u get very active girls in the bar and once u bring them back to the sack, they get very shy and u lose all steam.
I've not come across any "Sure Win" formula that gets u the right girl for the night's fun. U hit some and u miss some. Dun lose sleep over it bro.

Yes you are right. There is no such thing as a "Sure win" formula. You hit some and you miss some. Sometimes i wonder why would they wanna be shy in the sack only with 1 guy around when they can dance/get groped and touched all over for just a single LD in the bar. And this is almost religiously done by every man who buys an LD (save the holy souls).

Yes regarding the quota they have i got some news on that. Dunno which part of it or how much is accurate:

I heard the quota is as follows:
3 BFs a week
7 LDs a week

I heard the SYTs get about P160-180 a night/shift

The waitresses/GROs earn about P120-130 a night.

I cant believe this. How can they survive with $4 a day? Do they live in slums. Even roadside shawarma is P60 and the peanut man sells it at P20 a small serving (unless they got a special price). How do they survive?

Some of the rules at HoneyKos include:

1) Damian may give the SYT P100 and ask her to walk around the bar braless
2) several times Damian has done this on stage when he has asked all the dancers to be braless
3) The aircon is turned really cold at HoneyKos. One of the customers called Damian and asked him if he can turn the aircon down. Damian asked him if he was feeling cold. The old fart felt shy and said that he was not feeling cold. However he was worrying about the SYTs who may be shivering. Damian said I only care how you feel. I could not care anymore or anyless how they felt
4) If you sit behind a certain wall to hide from customers i think the fine is something like P200 or P500. Again cant remember the exact amount.

I am supposed to now report on Foxies. Foxies is next to NAsty Duck.

Its a decent bar. Mirrors all around. So you do not know what angle the SYTs may be looking at you from.

As you enter the man at the door presses the bell. This is the signal for the dancers on the floor to start dancing and hopefully impress the customers so that they may buy them LDs.

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Sorry Guys i had to abruptly cut short my report on Foxies as it was inconvenient for me to write.

Anyway let me continue now.

AS i said earlier, As you enter the man at the door presses the bell. This is the signal for the dancers on the floor to start dancing and hopefully impress the customers so that they may buy them LDs.

Once the customers have settled in, the dancers who are not chosen stop their dancing. I thought that was pretty irritating.

However the SYTS are quite daring. I hv seen several Ang Moh customers walk in pick 1 or 2 of them. ASk them to come over; buy them LDs and everything goes. The Ang Mohs hands go in almost everywhere. I have seen them sucking the girls breasts/nipples openly.The lighting in Foxies is pretty bright. So whats being done is clearly visible.

I think at Foxies they also sell the SYTs
- bra
- panty
- swimsuit
-T shirts

All at a hefty price. I am pretty sure there are lots of men who will buy all this stuff.

If i am not wrong next to Foxies is Illussions

When I walked in most of the pretty SYTs were taken by the loads of Ang Mohs present. And the CMI SYTs or the Sexy MILFs were giving me the looks which i despised.

Anyway i waited long here to see if the Sexy SYTs would make a return. But sadly they did not. My experience here was that the SYTS still prefer an Ang Moh.

Infact at some of the clubs/pubs if you ask the SYT to come down for an LD; she can even reject you. This happens usually during peak hours when the SYT wants to be choosy with who she is seen with/goes out with. The Mamasan is unable to force any of the SYTs to sit with the customer except at HoneyKos. So HoneyKos is still not bad.

After Illussions there is MAtrix. I walked into the entrance twice and walked out on both occassions cause i just cant seem to like the place.

So if you dun like Matrix be prepared to get a jeepney or a trike or a long walk down to Emotions and Touch of Class Night Club.

I think as you walk along from Illussions you will see a Petrol station; Heritage hotel and finally Perimter Hotel. Perimter Hotel is situated above Emotions and Touch of Class.

I had a few vouchers for free drinks both at Emotions and Touch of Class. So i decided to use them and go in. Emotions and Touch of Class are not very attractive on the outside.

But on the inside its nicer. Not fantastic but nicer. Opens as early as 1030 am and the staff are pretty friendly.

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Yeah, the last time when I was there, almost all Pinoy girls ran away after the first screw :mad: Pratically their bar fine was just valid for 1 screw and before midnight too.

Anyway the next trip [05 JUL] I will just find them with an open mind and will stay in a nearby hotel, so...when one goes away..then bar fine another loh...

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ProfessorOokami Hello once again, I was wondering why you have not been marking my essays (*joke*)? Or is it exam time at the college??

Dude there is one thing which i have tried and is reasonably successful. I tried this at a few bars including Gentlemans Club and HoneyKos. I called the manager/mamasan and asked them "Are you sure the ones i BF will keep me happy?'' "I want them to leave in the morning when i wake up. Can you assure that" At Gentlemans Club the mamasan asked them in my presence and got them to agree. But despite this they can always try to play havoc and ruin your nite. They can tell you they want to buy a cig or someshit and leave and come back after 2 hours.

Professor so when are you leaving this time around? Any indication of the month? Or could you Pm me if its not convenient

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Let me share with you guys my experience at Dr. Holmes.

Now Dr. Homes if i remember rightly is sandwiched between Eruptions and Gentlemans Club. More on Eruptions and Gentlemans Club later.

Let me get back to Dr. Holmes first. On the outside Dr. Holmes looks pretty interesting. You feel you wanna go in. But once inside you notice its not that great a place.

So my friend and I sat at the bar. We asked for Draught Beer. Incidentally Dr. Holmes serves the cheapest beer at Fields or rather Upper Fields. What i did like about the place is that its one of the very few places that serve Draught Beer, the glasses were really frozen (had quite a bit of ice on them), so when you actually drank the beer there was not much loss in temperature and hence the beer had not lost much of its flavour. Actually they serve pretty good beer.

The barman is a friendly chap. He made a lot of efforts in trying to get us to come again and touting the taste of his beer and his service at the bar.

Interestingly the SYTS who are expected to dance on the dance floor forgot that their job is dancing. Instead they got into a cat fight. 2 of the SYTS got into a real cat fight. They fought tugging at each others hairs and pulling at the bras until the bras came out. Some of the GROs were initially laughing watching the cat fight. Later when the scene turned ugly they rushed on stage to stop the cat fight. Towards the end there were about 10-15 staff on stage trying to stop the cat fight. Finally the 2 SYTs were seperated.

What a cat fight display?

The next day i asked my friend if he wanted to visit Dr. Holmes again. He remarked "Why? You wanna witness another Cat fight again?" I said what about the beer... He replied forget the beer....

Actually from the inside of Dr. Holmes you can walk into Eruptions. The bars seem connected in some way.

Now regarding Eruptions they have this famous tagline... Not sure if you guys have read it... "Everyday class from 6pm-9pm" "Dun be late for class". With girls in school uniform...pretty interesting place. Nice place to sit down too.

More about eruptions later.

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Yes bro. You are right about the post angeles depression. I was there for a few days in April. Had the pleasure of meeting up with bro Phenom- the walking encyclopaedia of balibago... Yes it is damned addictive. A SYT still keep in touch which made it worst. Been to a few places on this trip, fuelled by the incredible FRs written by the sifus - HK, CP, Macao, KK, KL, Penang, Danok,and Jakarta. I must admit Balibago came out one of the top 3.places to cheong.

It is advisable to seek the advice from the Mamasan I frequented a bar- sorry the name eludes me after all the drinks. I saw a really fantastic SYT, the only one I fancied. The Mamasa advised me to leave her alone as she is a miserable bitc.............h.


As regards the taxis. I normally arranged mine through the Hotel - Tiger as usual. There are no hanky pankies there. Not even tips. Drivers polite and very helpful.

I am just a newbie, only been there twice recently. Will definitely return there in Oct.

Thanks for the very informative and helpful FRs. Keep it up.

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[QUOTEBro Ah_Hia thanks again for encouraging me to write a little bit more.

Seriously my friend and I (we usually travel together) believe that you are well seasoned with info about AC. I mean the way you corrected me was like a teacher marking an answer paper. My friend and i read through each and every of your corrections and we remarked " This is the man... Ah_Hia is the man. Thats the right way to go about things. You always give corrections/tips/feedback to improve the quality of the discussion. And the way you went about things you seem much more detailed than my friend and I are". So Bro Ah_Hia please accept my congratulations once again.[/qoute]

U are wrong bro.
The person whom u should be praising is Phenom. He is the person who introduced us to AC. It is from his FRs that made me make my very first trip to AC. So i suggest u dedicate this thread to him and sing praises for Phenon.
U owe his just this much my friend. :cool:

U envy me but I envy those expats who live there with fixed income rolling in. Hahaha.

And did u realise they will almost always wrap themselves in towel when they come out of the shower and act so virginal. Come on....as if prancing around a skimpy bikinis all day long wasn't bad enough.

Dunno where u got this info, but diff bars have diff quota systems.
Some dun have quotas at all. And some very stictly enforced even to the point of firing staff not meeting target.

The lowest i've heard is 80p for waitresses and about 120 for dancers.
Next time, follow them back home and get a taste of their real life vs reel life.
Then u'll begin to wonder, why the heck to they run after 1 shot when they can have a nice comfy bed and cool aircon and sometimes even breakfast and more tips.
Up till now i'm still wondering. :confused:

I wouldn't wanna find out cuz how long has it been since they last cleaned up the couches at the back ?
If it was a crime scene, i'm sure the CSIs will have a heck of a time collecting samples !!!! :p

And they sit back down after dancing for 5 mins.
WTF !!! :mad:

Keep it up bro....

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just came back from philipines only yesterday. i only stay in Angeles City (prounouced ANGLE-LES) for 1 day. i was alone and this is the first time i went to the Philippines, so if i can do it, everyone else can too. had a great time but moved on because i prefer to see some sights and theres is pretty nothing much to do in Clarke except bar-hopping. first up hotel. (the other forumers already covered much about how to get there)

ACCOMODATIONS
i did do quite a bit of research and i find pacific breeze and central park hotel fairly ok for their prices. do a search and they turn up quite easily. both are girl friendly (i dun think any hotel in Philippines is not). i stay in central park and the staff are extremely friendly .... staff are all very pretty ladies and easy to strike a conversation and get some help about getting around.

EAT
again, i did not venture out very much. mostly only around fields avenue. the most popular appear to be margarita station and mo's place. both are along the stretch of fields avenue. you can also play some pool at margarita station. if you wana try local fast food, there is jollibee and chowking around.

BARS
central park is just right behind fields avenue. i do not have to spend a single cent to travel around. mostly walking. the stretch of bars are good enough for a first timer like myself. i bar-hopped around easily one bar to another usually buying a drink and taking a look at 'dancers' (i hardly call that dancing) if i dun like it, i move on. sometimes i make a little chat and buys a drink to get more info. usually once i get a ladies drink, the girls are more helpful in helping me do a selection. most of the bars are really crap with some real fatties. but a few are good. i stopped in TYPHOON the longest because they really got some real sweeties. its also just right outside Mo's place where u can get yourself and your 'gf' a little supper before the deed.

GIRLS
i merely had 1 girl for the 1 nite i stayed. i hang out at typhoon quite a bit drinking and having a merry time with a couple of girls. quite a few lookers 'dancing'. i actually chose one of the petite waitress but she ran off with some koreans. oh well.... i took another waitress on the recommendation of her friend. she's less attractive but perky and quite fun. try getting those girls with the 'happy go lucky kinda attitude. they tend to be more fun. she say she only do short time but will wait till i sleep before she leaves. i prefer sleeping alone anyway. hanky panky around. second round, she ask to taste me. swallows up every single droplet. best blow i ever got.

GETTING OUT
SWAGMAN runs a daily bus call fly the bus. cost only 500 pesos compared to taking a cab which might be 5 times or more. comfortable ride around 2 -2.5 hrs. recommend that you leave on a weekend because less traffic jam. bus stop in the swagman of manila which is pretty near LA CAFE. from there you can to other hotels around MALATE, ERMITA, PASAY, MAKATI easily for 100-200 pesos on a cab. be very careful with the drivers. if you are certain of the rate, tell them upfront before boarding. i hated the taxi drivers so i learnt how to get around on jeepneys from day 3 onwards.

if there are requests, i can do something here on manila also to complete my adventure. THANKS for all the wonder information other forumers contributed w/o which i would not had ventured out into philippines.

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just came back from philipines only yesterday. i only stay in Angeles City (prounouced ANGLE-LES) for 1 day. i was alone and this is the first time i went to the Philippines, so if i can do it, everyone else can too. had a great time but moved on because i prefer to see some sights and theres is pretty nothing much to do in Clarke except bar-hopping. first up hotel. (the other forumers already covered much about how to get there)

ACCOMODATIONS
i did do quite a bit of research and i find pacific breeze and central park hotel fairly ok for their prices. do a search and they turn up quite easily. both are girl friendly (i dun think any hotel in Philippines is not). i stay in central park and the staff are extremely friendly .... staff are all very pretty ladies and easy to strike a conversation and get some help about getting around.

EAT
again, i did not venture out very much. mostly only around fields avenue. the most popular appear to be margarita station and mo's place. both are along the stretch of fields avenue. you can also play some pool at margarita station. if you wana try local fast food, there is jollibee and chowking around.

BARS
central park is just right behind fields avenue. i do not have to spend a single cent to travel around. mostly walking. the stretch of bars are good enough for a first timer like myself. i bar-hopped around easily one bar to another usually buying a drink and taking a look at 'dancers' (i hardly call that dancing) if i dun like it, i move on. sometimes i make a little chat and buys a drink to get more info. usually once i get a ladies drink, the girls are more helpful in helping me do a selection. most of the bars are really crap with some real fatties. but a few are good. i stopped in TYPHOON the longest because they really got some real sweeties. its also just right outside Mo's place where u can get yourself and your 'gf' a little supper before the deed.

GIRLS
i merely had 1 girl for the 1 nite i stayed. i hang out at typhoon quite a bit drinking and having a merry time with a couple of girls. quite a few lookers 'dancing'. i actually chose one of the petite waitress but she ran off with some koreans. oh well.... i took another waitress on the recommendation of her friend. she's less attractive but perky and quite fun. try getting those girls with the 'happy go lucky kinda attitude. they tend to be more fun. she say she only do short time but will wait till i sleep before she leaves. i prefer sleeping alone anyway. hanky panky around. second round, she ask to taste me. swallows up every single droplet. best blow i ever got.

GETTING OUT
SWAGMAN runs a daily bus call fly the bus. cost only 500 pesos compared to taking a cab which might be 5 times or more. comfortable ride around 2 -2.5 hrs. recommend that you leave on a weekend because less traffic jam. bus stop in the swagman of manila which is pretty near LA CAFE. from there you can to other hotels around MALATE, ERMITA, PASAY, MAKATI easily for 100-200 pesos on a cab. be very careful with the drivers. if you are certain of the rate, tell them upfront before boarding. i hated the taxi drivers so i learnt how to get around on jeepneys from day 3 onwards.

if there are requests, i can do something here on manila also to complete my adventure. THANKS for all the wonder information other forumers contributed w/o which i would not had ventured out into philippines.

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AC!!!!! I'm coming!!!!!:)

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Yeah KL to Clark with Airasis in 2009 only RM220 for round trip !
Quick !

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Bro KEvin, Sorry it was not convenient for me to reply earlier. I have found the time now. So here goes again:

Yes the Post Angeles Depression is terrible. I can tell you that i just could not get my mind of the Party and Cheong atmosphere of Clarke. Its just next to heaven.

Wow you met Bro Phenom. There is no doubt that Bro Phenom WAS, IS AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE THE WALKING ENCYLOPEDIA OF Balibago. The amount of information that Bro Phenom possesses is just so much that it will be next to impossible for any of us Cheongsters to get anywhere near to Bro Phenom in terms of the vastness and depth of knowledge. And yes of course we can forget about surmounting him.

I even converted one of my friend to cheonging at AC instead of Bangkok especially cause of the GFE and the lack of communication problems.

Yes Bro Kevin, the Mamasan will generally give you good advice based on your requirements. Sometimes its good to get an agreement with the SYT in the presence of the Mamasan/Bar Manager. This normally eliminates all problems.

Yes i have noticed the lookers sometimes have an attitude problem. I fail to understand why.

Let me share a short story today of my experience at Brown Sugar. This Brown Sugar Pub is located at Fields Avenue next to Camelot and Insomnia.

They have a truckload of SYTS dancing on stage. You wont believe it i saw an African SYT on stage too. Wondering who may want to barfine the African. So i queried and found out that the African was African by race but a Pinoy by nationality.

Anyway Brown Sugar had a truck load of SYTS some really young and cute, some single mums with stretch marks, some single mums with no stretch marks yet a flabby stomach and some with a mix of both. Ha ha. But as usual every pub has lookers and there was no dearth of them at Brown Sugar on my visit there. Initially i was sitting up close at the bar where the view of the SYTs was terrific. The SYTs shift their positions from time to time. This gives you the opportunity to study every SYTs physical attributes.

I liked a really young and cute SYT all of 18yrs beautiful, nice bod and the works. So i invited the SYT over for a drink. The SYT came over said hi, sat down and started watching the dancers. I tried to break into conversation. The SYT replied i am shy. I dunno what the hell was the SYT shy about when she was dancing on the bartop for the world to view. I tried to break into conversation again but the response was minimalist. At which point i got irritated. Cause i had made many attempts to break the ice and basically nothing was going my way. So i called the Mamasan over and said you are in the business to make money but with this sort of an attitude how will you make money? The mamasan replied " That is why i am here to help you. Sure some have attitude. But the ones i recommend will suit your taste and will not have any hang ups whatsoever." This SYT was wasting my time cause i was yet to BF anyone for the nite. I thought i could BF this SYT and i was being given the cold shoulder. So i told myself enough is enough. I am the client. I pay. Now is payback time. Since the bar music was loud enough i decided to be aggressive. I shouted at the SYT thus " I invited you over. I bought you a drink. You cant even open your bloomin mouth to exchange pleasantries. Why are you wasting my time here. GET OUT OF HERE AND STOP WASTING MY TIME". The SYT was taken aback. She did not expect retaliation to that extent. I shouted one more time..." Did you not hear me? I said GET OUT. Dun waste my time" SHe left.

For me it just became an ego trip. Maybe i did the wrong thing. BUt i could not take it. I felt the SYT was rude. IF she did not want to come over she could have declined and i could have chosen someone else. She made me chose her and then gave me the cold shoulder. So i had to give it to her.

Later the mamasan recommended 2 SYTs. I asked them to come over bought them LDs and had an enjoyable time.

More to come. (Sometimes i cant remember all the things that happened. BUt when one of the bros say something it triggers my mind to remember what happened)

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If you notice the lengthy posting yday i had actually put it up for posting in the morning. I am surprised that it was visible ONLY in the evening. Maybe some of the brudders out here would have been wondering if i was lazy enough not to reply.

Bro Ah_Hia this reply is for you. Dude its weekend now and a long weekend. So pretty hard to reply. You know why right. haha!!!

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"U are wrong bro. The person whom u should be praising is Phenom. He is the person who introduced us to AC. It is from his FRs that made me make my very first trip to AC. So i suggest u dedicate this thread to him and sing praises for Phenon. U owe his just this much my friend."

Surely Bro Ah_Hia as requested by you, this thread SHALL ALWAYS REMAIN DEDICATED TO BRO PHENOM. Yes if Bro Phenom had not posted all that information in all that depth most of us would not have made that initial trip to AC. So please Brudders, please note I have every intention of commending Bro Phenom. My purpose of starting this thread is not to counter Bro Phenom in anyway. I just decided to start a new thread to share what i thought may not be present in the other threads on AC.

So BRO PHENOM we always salute you.

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U envy me but I envy those expats who live there with fixed income rolling in. Hahaha.

Dude you envy those expats who live there? I envy them too. Actually i am quite disgusted with those sick Ang Mohs. They do all kinds of groping/fondling/tit licking/sucking in open view just after 1 LD. Then again. I must stop being an arse hole and complaining?

According to me most of those Ang mohs are cheapskates. They try to get free sessions with SYTs though AC being commercialised they do not succeed. However if you slice and dice the internet you will read a lot of reports posted by ANGMohs which state """"The Pinoys are desperate to marry an ANGMOH/European just to get away from their miserable land. You can use this superiority complex to pick up any Pinoy gal to a large extent. Walk into a shopping centre and pick up names of sales girls/promoters/sales assistants/service crews and you have a free session with an SYT for the night/week/month depending on how long you want to keep the SYT. The SYTs will bend over backwards to try and win your love and be saved from the miseries of their country. So you can have your cake and eat it too. In other words FOC"""". I have read more reports about these sick Ang Mohs and thats why now i have begun to despise them.

I will share with you some other things i have read about the Ang Mohs or will post their reports for your viewing. This is subject to other Brudders requesting cause i do not wish to offend anyone.

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And did u realise they will almost always wrap themselves in towel when they come out of the shower and act so virginal. Come on....as if prancing around a skimpy bikinis all day long wasn't bad enough.

Yes Bro you are right. They act so virginal after coming out of their shower, wrapped in towels. My friend had a harder time. The SYT refused to take off her clothes and did not shower either. Even more virginal! So you see, i dunno why they act such... They dance around in skimpy bikinis the whole day. They expose their breast for the whole bar to see for P100. You buy them an LD and you can feel them practically anywhere for P100


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Yes regarding the quota they have i got some news on that. Dunno which part of it or how much is accurate:

I heard the quota is as follows:
3 BFs a week
7 LDs a week

Dunno where u got this info, but diff bars have diff quota systems.
Some dun have quotas at all. And some very stictly enforced even to the point of firing staff not meeting target.

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The lowest i've heard is 80p for waitresses and about 120 for dancers.
Next time, follow them back home and get a taste of their real life vs reel life.
Then u'll begin to wonder, why the heck to they run after 1 shot when they can have a nice comfy bed and cool aircon and sometimes even breakfast and more tips.
Up till now i'm still wondering.

Yes Bro P120/P80 is possible. You know something, many of the SYTs invited me home to meet their parents/siblings. I dunno why? Why would they want to do it? Some even offered to be my tour guides for the day from morning till noon or 4pm. Ha ha. But i did not accept their offer especially meeting their parents. I did not know what to expect. Yes life in their own homes/rooms suck big time. And yes therefore I wonder too why they want to run away after 1 shot especially when they have a nice comfy bed/cool aircon/breakfast and additional tips.

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I wouldn't wanna find out cuz how long has it been since they last cleaned up the couches at the back ?
If it was a crime scene, i'm sure the CSIs will have a heck of a time collecting samples !!!!

Good one!!!!

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I am supposed to now report on Foxies.

And they sit back down after dancing for 5 mins.
WTF !!!

YEs WTF!!! Which means the management of Foxies is pretty slack. They actually allow them to sit back after tryin to seduce the customer for 10 minutes. And if the customers are not interested they sit back.

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hi there bros..... will be heading there tomorrow n cant wait ..........been there a couple of months ago for 2 nights .....what can i say ...it was fantastic

1st trip was with some of our fellow '' cheongster's '' .. people were friendly chicks were fine........unfortunately i was always too drunk . any wayz from what i remember

1st i think it was dollhouse we visited just after checking in to ABC hotel .... it was amazing chicks all over the place ..... only prob is there were 10 times more
women than customers .....so as soon as u walk in ( libido at 10 /10 from all the expectations building up on the loooooong flight)....the women flock in asking u to buy drinks for them and their shy friends ......

somehow im not the kind to be seduced by skimpy clothing .....so bought some lady drinks n started chatting a little to get a feel for the place ( while getting drunk on phil rum tanduay 12)

in no time my buddies all bfed 4 syt .... n were waiting on me.

of course being me i said no not here lets go elsewhere......but somewhere along the way i gave my room no to one of the waitress i think (y .. i'll fill u guys in later)

the we go to few other places i think blue nile , dirty duck ,etc..... at about 5 pm i was almost plastered .... the 4 of us went back to my room at ABC hotel with 10 syt (funny thing was none of it was mine) we had a few more drinks and decided to swim ...... to be cont

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hi there again

while we were swimming the boyz went missing with their syt . . finally i ended up with 2 of them .. cant remember their specs but one was early twenties n the other late twenties....anywayz we got into the shower together n started ...... just when things we getting heated the bell rang one of my buddies chased two girls away so they joined us ( which fucked up my session) so another hr passed n finally sent one girl home n convinced the other 3 for a sweeet 4some ..... as we were a little high things started out well as i started bonking the young one the door bell went off again.... this time it was the waitress from doll house....so i went out the room trying to get rid of her ....as i was doing the boyz n their syt's came around ......so we got ready n left to have dinner n some drinks....:mad:

at dinner we decided to let 8 of the syt's go ......n look for newer ones....again we started to bar hop..... cant really remember the bar names but most of them r ok esp during off peak

as usual my buddies were quick at bf ......n i wuz busy getting wasted to release my disappointment .......finally got to a karaoke joint called blueberry hill......n thats where i found my thrill.....this time i bought the mamasan the lady's drink and invited her , her ' cousin' n the chick i barfined n 4 other syt that my friends bf from various bars

then got back to my room opened a bottle of chivas n did some karaoke in the room....at about 3 we adjourned to our individual rooms

what can i say my chick was great she was just waiting any time any style name it she's on

things not to miss 1) pork chop in dr holmes
2) tanduay 12 or 5 with coke
3)any of the chicks ... try to be yourself n try not to be too calculative .... be reasonable and all will be well
4) n the 'v' girls dont waste the limited time that u have

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I dunno....Why huh ?

Just after 1 LD ? Well sometimes i start to grope and fondle before the 1st LD. Hahahahah !

Say only lah. Scared what.....Ang Mo big u scared si boh ?

But at least in AC, the girls approach Asians.
In Pattaya, the girls only aim for ang mo only. Even worse !
They fail to realise that Asians are the biggest spenders. See all the joints in BKK....all cater for Asians. Only Soi Cowboy are for ang mo.

Nothing wrong lah. The parents are very open minded not like Asians.
Just remember to bring pasalubongs(gifts). It doesn't really matter what u bring. Even those CNY coin chocolates also they very very happy like over the moon. Try it. Then can eat and stay for free.... Just remember to buy them things. But dun ever give money !!! They will take u for carrot.

10 mins is too generous liao. Once they sat the moment the waitress set our drinks on the table !!! :eek:

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I dunno....Why huh ?

Bro Ah_Hia you ah? You really dunno why meh? Wah you ah? You can manage to reply on weekend/PH... I cant liao. You still dunno why ah?

Anyway finally the long weekend is over and we brothers should be back to our business of providin tips/sharing the invaluable lessons we have learnt at AC.

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Just after 1 LD ? Well sometimes i start to grope and fondle before the 1st LD. Hahahahah !

You see dude what happens is this... Once you invite the SYT over, the waitress will immediately come and ask you do you want to buy an LD? So i really got know time to start the action? Ha ha.. But yes with the waitresses you can start the rubba/rubba even before the 1st LD incase you decide to order an LD for the waitress. Some waitresses are really pretty. So again its a matter or luck.

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Say only lah. Scared what.....Ang Mo big u scared si boh ?

No la Bro Ah_Hia, what i mentioned was the Ang Mohs really look down on the Pinoy babes. For that matter they look down on babes anywhere in Asia. They think Asian babes are cheap/will die for Ang Moh skin. The few reports i have read are about Pinoy babes (not in AC) in Manila i guess. So i am not sure if this is the right place to post these reports. Would i be posting it in the wrong thread or should i post them elsewhere? I also dunno

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But at least in AC, the girls approach Asians.
In Pattaya, the girls only aim for ang mo only. Even worse !
They fail to realise that Asians are the biggest spenders. See all the joints in BKK....all cater for Asians. Only Soi Cowboy are for ang mo.


Dude you are right, Asians are the biggest spenders. I think in order they rank thus Japanese/Korean/Taiwanese/Chinese all big time spenders and blowers when it comes to the clubbing scene. Compare this with an Ang Moh who will probably buy a singleLD/BF or possibly try to hook up for FOC. The Pinoys will do anything for Ang Mohs.

I dunno much about Pattaya. But i am quite well versed with the scene in BKK/Manila/AC/MAcau/Batam/Guanzhou and stuff. But trying to avoid China these days. The prices of everything up there!!! But i guess its the same elsewhere. Just that for AC the peso is now really down compared to the $$$ so you get more bang for your buck.

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The parents are very open minded not like Asians.
Just remember to bring pasalubongs(gifts). It doesn't really matter what u bring. Even those CNY coin chocolates also they very very happy like over the moon. Try it. Then can eat and stay for free.... Just remember to buy them things. But dun ever give money !!! They will take u for carrot.

REally can meet parents one ah? Then if they ask $ how to wriggle out of that situation? Or if they show black face/think you are the SYTs bf how to handle the situation? I thought if i go down to see their parents i may get mugged or something as well. REally dude. I dunno how to handle this sort of situation.

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10 mins is too generous liao. Once they sat the moment the waitress set our drinks on the table !!!

Yes you are right. Its possibly 5 minutes only.