Just a lame joke to share. hope it brightens a second of your life
 

有一次我搭计程车，司机跟我分享了他的人生观，

他说：我有一台车，有自己的生意，我自己当老板，没人可以命令我

我说：前面那条路左转

:d:d:d

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2012-08-07
有一對男女朋友感情很好~~ 然後有一天女生對男生說:我不喜歡色瞇瞇的男生耶~!!! ⋯⋯ 男生說: . . . . . . . . . . 『好!!!我知道了!我以後都射臉上~』...

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haha....this is funny

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Hahaha liked the 1st joke. Took a while to get the 2nd joke

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See if this rearrangement of words help the joke:

有一對男女朋友感情很好~~ 然後有一天女生對男生說:我不喜歡男生色瞇瞇耶~!!! ⋯⋯ 男生說: . . . . . . . . . . 『好!!!我以後都射臉上~~』...

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This is COLD Joke 冷笑话, good one bro!!!

It means 'I don't like man to SHOOT on breast' so the guy replied 'I will only CUM on Face in the future'....:p

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Haha nice jokes.. :D

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老婆上班时，看见车窗有个纸条。

纸条上写着老婆加油啊～

老婆默默的想着，都结婚了这么久还会为我加油。没嫁错人。

开车不到十分钟，车停了。没油了～

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Lol........

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That's a good one:D

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just gonna translate for the non-chinese buddies

once upon a time, i took a cab, and the cab driver shared his perspective on life with me.

he said, 'i have a cab and my own business. i am my own boss and master and no one can order me around'

i said, 'turn left ahead'

PS the other two punchlines will get lost in translation so i didnt do it

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tks for the translation.. cannot read Chinese..

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Haha haha. Really good thread.

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.

The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."