[Mamamia123456]

Thank you all for the support! Writing all these has made me so horny I broke the CB rules earlier today haha. I am not advocating it but after being cooped at home of like 3 months I think I took it all out on the ML/FL.

Ok back to the story. So news of my breakup spread to pockets of my cohort. Of course, over the next few months, I have to constantly break the news and get that "OMG are you ok?" from my classmates. Truth be told, I was more than fine but showing too much of it shows what an asshole I am. Also, I kinda felt left out of the action, many of my classmates were hooking up, it was hard even after Emily moved out, loser boy and Ah Zi were around the whole time.. Once I thought they were out to another city and invited a Peru girl with double DDs to my place for a midnight movie. Things got awkward when they both came back suddenly...... I will bang that Peru girl I swear even though I haven't done so yet. 留个青山在，不怕没柴烧. Patience is key, I banged some of my undergraduate classmates only years after we graduated.

London, Ontario. So in Ontario, you have all the capital of the world apparently - London, Paris etc etc but trust me they are all kind of a shithole. I almost came here for my masters as they have a pretty decent business school here as well. Their undergrad is renowned, with top consulting firms and investment banks recruiting from them every year. If you have kids that you want to send to Canada, this business school is the hidden gem. What's a hidden gem too is the strip club.

So to comfort my soul, we went to the strip club in downtown London. There were I think 2 or 3 but the once downtown was obvious with large neon light of girls girls girls flashing when we came into town. Also, it was a 5 mins walk from the hotel we were staying in. Since Ah Zhang and Ah Fan weren't keen in this competition so instead, I came with another bunch of students. Now that I am single, it felt good to mingle more.

Enter Kate - Kate is a CBC (Canadian Born Chinese) speaks canto and she was a few year older than I was. She is that kind of hiao westernised Asian whom many Singaporeans try to imitate. Being borned in Canada, she exudes an genuine potato eating aura unlike Emily which feels like the China (san zai) version. The thing is kate looked a lot like my cousin, so don't think weird here k, I love my cousin so in turn I only saw Kate as a older sister. Anyways she was leading the charge to the strip club as she had come before. I wasn't expecting much from the quality of a small town strip club but my oh my was I wrong.

So first things first the quality of the girls were fantastic. There were like more than 30 girls and they ranged from the blonde Russian looking sluts to the red hair nerd with nice boobs to the ethnic minorities of this wonderful country - Indians, Turkish, Cubans. Of course some BBW for those who are into it. Anyways, we were not expecting to save money here. each of us brought an ammo of cash. I brought the most because I will turn into a part time loan shark when my classmates don't have enough cash and their small heads take over and I will charge a 10% interest for one night of loan.

Night 1 - Tested the waters a little, I have never been to a strip club in North America, so I just looked around and see how it is done. Generally, you find a table (we got one at the main stage) and you have girls going onstage to dance. You can tip like 5 bucks and put it on your lips and go up and lie on the stage. The girl will use her tits, pussy or (rarely) her lips to kiap the 5 buck off you. Sometimes they spank you too while they grind your dick on stage. For 5 bucks, hell of an entertainment. But usually that's the teaser. They will ask you to buy a dance right on your table which costs around 20 bucks a song. a few girls didnt want to do the table dances but all I did was to flash a 20 and say "Really?" - Works like a charm. The end game for the girls was to lure you into the private rooms for a private dance which as I recall was also $20 a song. I guess it is less trying dancing for only 1 person on a sofa as compared to a hard table top.

So I switched on my party mode - got a hell lot of beers, used by $20 trick to get almost every single hot girl that any of us liked to dance once on the table as a sampler, my expense. There was a Turkish girl I think who was very exotic and i always had a thing for Turkish girls. She asked me for a private dance and I went for it. So you go to a Sofa at a darker corner and there she will dance for you rubbing her ass against your dick and you are allowed to touch her in this club. They usually keep dancing and wont stop until the 3rd song is over - $60 bucks. First song she takes off her top, second song she will use her tits to smear all over you, third song she goes bottomless and you can touch her private parts. I guess it is kind of like the softcore porn you see. The biggest kill went to my friend who took a private dance with with petite ebony. She was around 1.68m tall and had firm c cup tits that are so perfectly spherical Most of them had some sorts of surgery done before do they can feel really plastic. Kate was getting drunk, horny and high. So she went up and lied down on the stage while the stripper went up and started to caress her. This is when I was reliefed she wasn't my real sister haha. Anyways we threw a couple of 5s on stage and the stripper lifted kates blouse (on her consent) and started sucking on it. It was then when I saw Kate's tattoo in between her breasts. We had a few more round and decided to go back to sleep for we have a competition tomorrow.

Day 2 - Went to competition, told we were one of the 5 finalist team and asked us to come back tomorrow. SUPER SIAN... We were out partying till 3am and we still got it. I wished we blew it and we can spend the whole of day 3 in the strip club. Anyways fast forward to night time. We went back to the same club, took the same table and long and behold it was Kate's Birthday. I had no idea honestly, but they took acid and was high. I don't take drugs except those that are legal so i gave it a skip. Regardless, we repeated the drill but this time apparently there were better girls. I liked day 1 better but they felt the girls on the second day had on average better quality. I took a private dance with the hot ebony. I also got a thing for black girls after my white girl phase was over. We were almost done when a white lady with brunette hair snatched my phone away. "No looking at phones here, only these, and she jiggled her tits at me". I laughed and beg her to give my phone back, I relented and got a private dance with her. She looked like Kendra Lust, muscular, plastic. Her dance was more erotic than the rest, she would actually use her hands to grope my semi erected dicks and do some super sensual move. She told me her boyfriend was also Asian (i think bullshit) who was away in Ireland. She asked me if I would hypothetically meet the strippers outside of the club. This is a hint I guess as a 老司机 you will know where this would lead to. So I said how much would it hypothetically cost to do so? She asked me to quote so I said 180 (20% cheaper than Korean) she asked if 200 was ok and we exchanged Whatsapp numbers. My plan was to blow the whole competition off tomorrow so I can go find her. Banging Kendra Lust look alike is honestly not the worst thing to.

Day 3, came in 4th so no prize. I couldn't bear to let my teammates down. Unlike me they didnt win the school's case competition and they were desperate to win it. So I stuck with them instead of taking mc and fuck that girl. I still have her number in my phone.

With that we concluded fake London. There were some incident on the second night. We asked 2 girls to do a lesbian show on our table and agreed on the price. My classmate was not careful and they turned and say the amount was wrong, they claimed that the price agreed was for 1 girl and not 2. We made the mistake of flashing the money too early and they sensed the gap and took advantage of us.

So be careful, don't flash all your money at once. Agree on the prices explicitly: how many songs, is this for 1 or 2 performers etc etc. I always pay upfront, so even if they steal time, it is better than extortion. I was a Gatsby of sorts when I flashed the 20. Do it some time, best 20 bucks spent to buy one's self-esteem.