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Old 08-01-2021, 10:03 AM
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Re: The "Ah Boy" with No Proper Name

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Originally Posted by chupchaikia View Post
The bored little Ah Boy logged in using one of his many nicks and started typing on his keyboard, “Hi guys!” He started. “I’m bored.”

“I’m pretending to be a 22-year old virgin but in actual fact, I’ve lost my virginity to a call girl that I paid for with a bag of coins.”

I feel so ashamed being a secondary school dropout while my younger sisters have all completed their JC so I spend all my time drinking, smoking in my room and browsing forums. Do you think I need help?” He continued to type, laughing at his own jokes.

He took a deep breath and he continued, “I never had a girlfriend; I only dated the girl staying next door but she kicked me in the nuts once cos she caught me flashing my younger sisters; she broke up with me since. I have a sad life. I don’t have any friends in real life so trolling in forums makes me feel good.”

Ah Boy was really a sorry piece of shit because, a day in and day out, he would just post useless shit on the Internet, pretending to be one persona or another. One day he would pretend to be a dream... Another he would make-believe he was a knight.

Ah Boy would ask nonsensical questions in the forum and when people responded to him, he would act as if he were the Alpha and the Omega.

But more and more people know of his clones and that Ah Boy was just a delusional, pathetic loser. for one thing, the reason why he had so many nicks was because he was ashamed of his very own given name.
Good writing ! This omega si gina or pretend to be is really sick in the head!Up you some pts for the good writing!
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