[ChaYen]

Overview of my first trip to Dannok; been here since the 25th:

I am staying at 4896. THB1000+/night on Agoda, but if you just walk in, the OKTs from the farms can give you vouchers to stay for a flat THB1000.

Quite convenient with everything literally around you.

Non-adult POIs (with orientation from hotel):

Beef noodles/น้ำตกเนื้อ: 1 soi south, on the west end of the road
Seafood/Thai food that is good and reasonably affordable: 1 soi down on, facing the main road

Had a massage directly opposite the hotel and it was good at THB250. Drinks stand in front sometimes charged me THB25, other times THB30, no idea why.

Adult POIs:

Behind the hotel:

Literally the first people to call to you as you enter from the main road.

PuPea
OKT: Can't remember name
Quality of girls: 3/10. Gave a 3 because they still look human-ish. Would not call any even if they paid me.
OKT is very friendly and helpful.

5G/For U (Both apparently are Ah Ho's)
OKT: Ah Ho
Quality of girls: 5/10. A few decent, but mostly bad.
OKT quite pushy and will give you black face and almost try to stop you to leave if you don't pick a girl, because he closes the doors after you enter and then stands between you and the door.

Mini-FR because a friend called one that wears spectacles (THB4500):
Friend speaks rudimentary Thai, but she absolutely refused to communicate at all once back in the room. According to him, the sex was spectacular and almost made up of the awkwardness. Later before dinner I tried to speak to her in both Thai and Laos and she either ignored me or give very short snippy answers. My girl tried to be friendly and received the same. So... basically a sex robot, only works when you press the start button. Friend said she will indicate that sex time is about to start by putting a condom on the headboard. She was glued to her phone at all times that it was not sex time. Was also video-calling her (probably boy)friend almost the whole time we were at the club. When we tried to interact she would go to the toilet for 20 mins.

Further down the street on the same side:

J_Lady Night Massage/Lucky *something* at M Hotel
OKT: Ah B
Quality of girls: Will be going down tomorrow to see; he apparently also has 2 shops, this one and another at M Hotel. There were some here eating at the table outside but I would not call any of them even while stone drunk.
Will be going back to see both his shops tomorrow, just because he was very friendly and I found him to be quite honest. This shop opens at noon and the one at M Hotel opens at 6PM. Also offers a wide range of services from currency exchange, tours around the region, driver with van, etc. etc. Did not try any of those either so no idea.

All the farm girls were from Laos, in this is the only shop (I've found so far) with Thai girls.

There are a few in between that are unmentioned because they were so forgettable. I walked into all of them, then walked out and immediately forgot about them. 

Directly opposite:

QQ Beauty Salon/Happy Salon
OKT: Sam
Quality of girls: The best in the area, in my opinion. Had very few girls available even at 11AM because people are apparently booking the girls out for multiple days. However, the OKT was able to have more delivered from Happy Salon, which is linked to this one. He apparently also has access to FLs, which he would send to your room to choose.
OKT was very friendly and was happy to assist. Drove my friend to a shop to buy things, lent me a bike to go to ATM, settled disputes with girls (long story), dropped by the club to make sure we were having a good time, etc. etc.

Mini-FR (THB6000, changed to THB5500:
He sent me a FL that was a bit more expensive than the usual farm girls. Looked pretty good; very friendly girl that seemed happy to be there. Unfortunately, happy bubbly girls are not my thing, so I rejected and told him I wanted one with attitude problems and daddy issues. The OKT said he had one that matched that description that he was about to let go, and he really really reaaaallllly didn't want me to take her because she is very picky with clients and there has been a lot of complaints about her. I told him she sounded perfect and told him to send her along. Long story short: I took her for 2 nights and she cried on the second night because she thought I was going to leave the next day. 

It's the third... maybe fourth night here? Losing track of days. Didn't call anything today because really needed to rest. Will continue the adventure tomorrow.

Misc other information:

Airport transfer from Alor Setar Airport to the Thai border: RM60 to get to the border, another RM10 to get you right to the door.
Bought a 30 days unlimited 5G SIM at the shop immediately after walking out of immigration for THB400.