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Old 23-03-2019, 05:27 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88 View Post
An old Cuban suffers a major heart attack and, as a last wish, asks for a Cuban flag to kiss and say good-bye to his dearest homeland. His friends search around desperately, but cannot find one.

While everyone is ready to abandon all hope of finding the
Cuban flag, a 23-year-old nurse shyly interrupts their
desperate search by offering a tattoo of the flag that is
inscribed on the cheek of her buttock.

The young girl pulls down her shorts, showing the Cuban flag tattooed on a beautifully shaped buttock. She approaches the dying man and sticks her butt in his face.

The man, with tears in his eyes, caresses the 'flag', grabs the cheek with both hands and starts kissing it with great passion, saying "My dear Cuba, I say goodbye with great sadness. Farewell my land, I will miss you."

After going on for about 10 minutes, he says to the girl,
"Now, chica, turn around, I also want to kiss goodbye to Fidel, our bearded dictator!
Very nice share bro, thanks!!