Chivalry vs

[teeboon]

Carnal instinct.
There's only ever room for one.
teeboon chose the latter. He's not the charming gentleman.

So,
WHAT does he WANT?


She should not be:

• A chicky with a dicky.
• Married.
• Chinese, ideally. (No disrespect to women his own race.)

WHO is teeboon?


Any description would be self-perceived, so telling what's not would help reduce exaggerated fluff.
He's no educated intellectual. Doesn't dress to impress, walks with no swag.
In his 30s and doesn't possess the gift of the gab; prefers gaps.
Though not disfigured, complexion is bad. Slightly tanned.
Circumsized - not monstrous, curved, nor bent.
Inked but doesn't engage in vice, not a hustler.
1.7m is the height. Not your tall hunk that makes knees buckle.
Six-pack - absent + growing some tummy flab.
Smokes, just not cigarettes.
But not dicks either, no offence bro,
NO HOMO.

How
does he play?
Hard & dirty.


There's no whispering of sweet-nothings.
He's appreciative of women comfortable in their own skin -
The kind who can be at ease with something purely physical.
If you're after sugardaddies to fund girltoys - he's not in the league.
He's not big on life stories either, and doesn't bother to intrigue.
To the sophisticated - teeboon is an uncouth pauper with a limited and filthy vocabulary.
His only saving grace is not picking his nose in public, and he shaves to avoid being hairy.
He experiences joy in being rough, but not to the extent of causing bodily harm.
To him nothing really beats an intense, nasty
fuck.
If this sounds good, we'll work something out.

[jason_]

september is the month that new nicks and sabo cases abound, it is the month that tertiary students exams just over, holidays just start or semester just start? which is why they are so free to play punk here?

[WOOHOO]

kong ah neh chuey ma bo eng

kong kah liao ai free sio gan!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fion.18]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

kong ah neh chuey ma bo eng

kong kah liao ai free sio gan!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrng darling! Happy weekends!

But nice leh the way he put it across. Got effort!although what you have said it's also true la.

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by fion.18

Mrng darling! Happy weekends!

But nice leh the way he put it across. Got effort!although what you have said it's also true la.

kekeke morningss babes

they all holiday sibei engz liao lo lol

all the horny despo boys boys

[aceaceguy]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

kekeke morningss babes

they all holiday sibei engz liao lo lol

all the horny despo boys boys

morning woo, how many horny boys die in your hands liao

[prettymannequin]

Damn weird, you say you don't wanna do exaggerated fluff...

But your entire post is fluffed to the max. Colours, fonts, sizings, positions.

Uh well good luck! Hahahah.

[Smallandstrong]

Originally Posted by prettymannequin

Damn weird, you say you don't wanna do exaggerated fluff...

But your entire post is fluffed to the max. Colours, fonts, sizings, positions.

Uh well good luck! Hahahah.

LOL. This fella will probably grow up and land a job in advertising.

[ramon]

Not bad TS, as an appreciation for your work I gave you some points....cheers.

[Smallandstrong]

Originally Posted by ramon

Not bad TS, as an appreciation for your work I gave you some points....cheers.

Give that man a Ti... Free fuck.

[seabass]

Cucumber is MSA21?

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by aceaceguy

morning woo, how many horny boys die in your hands liao

ang ku kueh morningssssssssssssssssssssssss


sshhhhh well the number is secret or else no business le kekekeke

[simple2kee]

Originally Posted by teeboon

Carnal instinct.
There's only ever room for one.
teeboon chose the latter. He's not the charming gentleman.

not charming=not handsome=average looking? pls STEP aside!

[teeboon]

Originally Posted by jason_

september is the month that new nicks and sabo cases abound, it is the month that tertiary students exams just over, holidays just start or semester just start? which is why they are so free to play punk here?

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

kong ah neh chuey ma bo eng

kong kah liao ai free sio gan!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by fion.18

Mrng darling! Happy weekends!

But nice leh the way he put it across. Got effort!although what you have said it's also true la.

[teeboon]

Originally Posted by prettymannequin

Damn weird, you say you don't wanna do exaggerated fluff...

But your entire post is fluffed to the max. Colours, fonts, sizings, positions.

Uh well good luck! Hahahah.

Originally Posted by Smallandstrong

LOL. This fella will probably grow up and land a job in advertising.

Originally Posted by ramon

Not bad TS, as an appreciation for your work I gave you some points....cheers.