A+ Impregnation Service

[JieJieJiaoWo]

Hi dear Bros and Sis,

Since entrepreneurship has been the craze for sometime already, I thought I might try out to see if this service has its demand.

Service: Impregnation of your wife** or you(single female).

Reason: It could be due to reasons like looking for younger seed for your wife, single ladies that would like to have kids with no commitment, lady couples, unwilling to go for surgical impregnation or any hereditary/run-in-the family conditions that you would like to cease.

Assurance: After impregnation has been confirmed and compensation(to me) has been made, all communication will cease and i will no longer exist in your life. No one will need to know if our agreement ever happened.

Disclaimer: I will not be in anyway liable for the well-being of the child as at my current stage in life, I am unable to provide for any off-spring.

About me: 26, Singaporean, Chinese, Male, Blood Type A+, Skinny - Lean, No drugs, No Smoking, No Weeds

**Both parties involved(married couples) must be informed and willing to proceed with said agreement.

Compensation: While I would benefit 'if' your wife is hot, I'm still risking my health to be involved in unprotected physical contacts. I understand that I can't assure you a sure hit, thus compensation will be made only after confirmation of success.

Others: Medical Screenings and etc can be discussed for everyone's benefit. However I'm unwilling to invest cash for quality assurance in this small startup.

PM me for more info, I would prefer to have communication through SBF PM. I might not be fast in response as I'm not very active on SBF. Seeking dear Bros and Sis kind understanding on this.

Wish me luck,
Teach Me Sis

[masterwanker]

You should state your compensation clearly so that there will be no misunderstanding .

[FreebiezWanker]

People usually wanna be impregnated with the sperm of Top Scholars, Top Sportsman etc. Whats ur IQ like? Whats ur educational qualifications? Basically, whats ur pedigree?

[dyelook]

may i ask whats the asking compensation price?

[Devil320]

honestly, how would it be of guarantee u will successfully impregnate the lady? U dun have a child yet, so who knows, maybe u fire blanks too...

And even if u can help the couple on it, you mention about your health risks, who knows if u r clean too? lastly, u get to fuck someone without any liabilities and responsibilities also, maybe some other bros here who have kids will open a lower than your compensation service, somemore with proven virility etc

[Devil320]

Just stating some facts and doubts, you need to perfect your product, marketing packaging and pricing. Good luck. Hope you manage to help someone if it really happens.

For the couples in need of such services, have to be a bit stringent as well. many bros here surely have proof of their own abilities

[JieJieJiaoWo]

Originally Posted by masterwanker

You should state your compensation clearly so that there will be no misunderstanding .

Originally Posted by dyelook

may i ask whats the asking compensation price?

Appreciate the clarifications. For any new industry, I believe it to be an open market. So prices are subjective to end user's perception on value of service. Then again, since compensation will only be made after confirmation of success, if one refuses to follow through the agreement, i cant actually ask for my sperms back So it really is up to negotiation and trust.

If there's no compensation received after success, I'll be angry that I got cheated. But, if anyone actually do employ me for the service, fact is they really do want to have kids of their own for whatever reason, and even if I don't receive compensation, I could treat it as helping out a family. Not that I'm trying to glorify what I'm doing, but at the end of the day, I'm a guy, i wont actually lose out in the deal.

If I have to give a rough gauge, I'm looking at 1-2k after everything.

Why not $50?
It might only be me, but i believe that humans have the tendency to relate price with professionalism. Will anyone trust me to keep the relationship confidential if they only paid me $50? vs paying 1k, which amount would give my client better sleep at night? It might be just me but that's also why i didnt give a fixed compensation amount.

Originally Posted by FreebiezWanker

People usually wanna be impregnated with the sperm of Top Scholars, Top Sportsman etc. Whats ur IQ like? Whats ur educational qualifications? Basically, whats ur pedigree?

From what I've typed out, I believe you would've known that I'm not highly educated. The fact is that I dont even have the definition of pedigree However, putting me aside, will we be able to get scholars to impregnate our wives? I believe not. I think it also depends on the kind of kids you want.

What I have to offer.
I'm a very average joe. But what I offer is: You don't know me.

1) Fact is because you dont know me, you wont have to worry about seeing me again after the agreement. No awkwardness, no fear that I would take the kid away and tell them that Im their real dad when im drunk.

2) No matter how much I promise that I wouldn't judge you for employing me, fact is you wont believe me. So because you do not know me, it doesnt matter to you at all if I do judge you or not. You will not have to worry about me spreading words to your close friends/colleague that you actually requested for such service.

I am not saying that I'm anyone special or anything, what I'm 'selling' is just the idea, and my 'youthful' armies

Last but not least, a friendly reminder that there's the option of fostering children. My service is for those who are unable to meet the requirements of fostering and/or have wives who are adamant on having their 'flesh and blood'.


P.S. Appreciate the attention given to my thread Bros

[dyelook]

impregnation via artificial or nature?

[JieJieJiaoWo]

Originally Posted by Devil320

honestly, how would it be of guarantee u will successfully impregnate the lady? U dun have a child yet, so who knows, maybe u fire blanks too...

And even if u can help the couple on it, you mention about your health risks, who knows if u r clean too? lastly, u get to fuck someone without any liabilities and responsibilities also, maybe some other bros here who have kids will open a lower than your compensation service, somemore with proven virility etc

Originally Posted by Devil320

Just stating some facts and doubts, you need to perfect your product, marketing packaging and pricing. Good luck. Hope you manage to help someone if it really happens.

For the couples in need of such services, have to be a bit stringent as well. many bros here surely have proof of their own abilities

Hi Bro, thanks for noticing my thread.

Yes, I believe anyone can take on this role. Im not saying that i'm in anyway special. But i guess it is more on grabbing an opportunity. No one, or at least not from what i know of, is providing this service. So why not start it and if I succeed and got a case, I might get an FR and from there build my reputation and credibility to be the dominant market leader. Anyway, I dont lose anything out by trying.

[JieJieJiaoWo]

Originally Posted by dyelook

impregnation via artificial or nature?

I believe there's lesser market for artificial as the sperm bank actually has their own collection from what i know of, and if im not mistaken, they will seek permission from owner of sperm if there are people who require them. Not very sure on that. But the way they extract sperm is kind of scary for me, so most probably natural for my service.

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by JieJieJiaoWo

I believe there's lesser market for artificial as the sperm bank actually has their own collection from what i know of, and if im not mistaken, they will seek permission from owner of sperm if there are people who require them. Not very sure on that. But the way they extract sperm is kind of scary for me, so most probably natural for me.

Oooo.. so youre asking for raw free fuck & incomes loh.. brilliant new tactic.. clever of you..

[JieJieJiaoWo]

Originally Posted by dyelook

Oooo.. so youre asking for raw free fuck & incomes loh.. brilliant new tactic.. clever of you..

Haha, thank you for the compliments

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by JieJieJiaoWo

Haha, thank you for the compliments

since you got nothing to lose then sg laws on off-spring compensation is not important to you..

all the best to you then..

[JieJieJiaoWo]

Originally Posted by dyelook

since you got nothing to lose then sg laws on off-spring compensation is not important to you..

all the best to you then..

Wa bro why you come scare me Haha. Do you mean this?

1. Can I press charges against my boyfriend for not taking responsibility for our baby?
It is important that both parents consider the best interests of the child. Hence, while it is not possible to press criminal charges against your boyfriend for refusing to acknowledge your child, if he refuses to accept responsibility, you may wish to obtain legal assistance to negotiate or attempt mediation with the father. This is to ensure that he is aware of his financial and moral obligations with regard to your child. Singapore case law also recognises that the unmarried father of a child has parental authority over, and responsibility for the child.

If this fails and he refuses to accept responsibility, you may wish to consider getting the Court’s assistance in ensuring that your child is adequately supported. This can include claiming maintenance for your child by obtaining a maintenance order. This would mean that your boyfriend, as the biological father, is legally obligated to provide financial support to your child until your child is 21 years old.

Or do you mean that offering such services are illegal in Singapore?

If it is the first reason, I actually thought of a written assurance that I do not have liability over the child, though im not sure if it is legally binding. I guess everything comes with risks?

If it is the latter reason, then I guess my dream job is gone

Thanks for looking out for me Bro!

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by JieJieJiaoWo

Wa bro why you come scare me Haha. Do you mean this?



Or do you mean that offering such services are illegal in Singapore?

If it is the first reason, I actually thought of a written assurance that I do not have liability over the child, though im not sure if it is legally binding. I guess everything comes with risks?

If it is the latter reason, then I guess my dream job is gone

Thanks for looking out for me Bro!

my pleasure..