FB/FwB/Discreet Relationships

[Shrouded]

As the title suggests, but I'm not exactly looking for that.

I'm more curious to know the success rate of bros/sis who post here in search of the above.

Does it even work?

What exactly do you look for?

For girls looking for guys:

Looks?

Body?

Wealth?

Dick size?

For guys looking for girls:

Looks?

Body?

Breast size?

Level of horniness? (I doubt this applies to guys, we're all horny fuckers... lol)

Do you just meet and fuck? Or do you go out a few times before it happens?

Is chemistry that important? Or is sexual compatibilty enough?

[Shrouded]

Looking at the influx of threads looking for FB/FWB, so I'm thinking why not?

Of course, it's understandable that guys who post such threads are flame-baits.

Then again, what do I have to lose?

Me:
30, chinese, SAF regular
1.77m, 75-77kg
Smokes, hardly drinks
Plays computer games, does sports, likes to laze around

You:
I don't discriminate on age, race or occupation, but of course you have to be legal.
1.45-1.70m, 40-65kg (not very good at judging girls height & weight)
Doesn't matter if you smoke or drink, as long as we're comfortable with each other.

So yeah, PM me if you would like to get to know me.

Cheers!

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by Shrouded

Looking at the influx of threads looking for FB/FWB, so I'm thinking why not?

Of course, it's understandable that guys who post such threads are flame-baits.

Then again, what do I have to lose?

Me:
30, chinese, SAF regular
1.77m, 75-77kg
Smokes, hardly drinks
Plays computer games, does sports, likes to laze around

You:
I don't discriminate on age, race or occupation, but of course you have to be legal.
1.45-1.70m, 40-65kg (not very good at judging girls height & weight)
Doesn't matter if you smoke or drink, as long as we're comfortable with each other.

So yeah, PM me if you would like to get to know me.

Cheers!

Originally Posted by HappyOwl

Application For The Post Of Friend With Benefits

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Deer MissVivi,

I am writing in to express my interest for the position of friend with benefits. I am a samster since 28 July 2013. I have 9 months of experience samstering. I am well equipped with Microsoft skills as you can read while I am typing here. I am also well verse in communication skills which lead me to understand your desires at a deeper level. I would most likely look forward to hearing from you for a further discussion. I can be contacted via a quote button in blue at the bottom right corner of this posting or a left click on my registered nick, Send a private message to HappyOwl.

Re-conditioned by the applicant:

- Do you have a thing for an Owl bearing at the age above 21 years old
- I will have my pink identity card ready to be presented upon request
- A woman will always lie on the right side on bed so I am close to her heart. A woman will always stand or seat on the right side because I am right-handed, thus easily for me to reach out to her or holding her hand.

I am an up above the plus pointers:

- Ladies are envious of me claiming that even I did not hit the gym, I am still puffs up by so many round round lookalike packs on my body
- I am attached to married women(I am really experience in this aspect because I hit both your expectations by just one sniper shot)
- 你知道我在等你吗? 你如果真的在乎我 ♪
又怎会让无尽的夜陪我度过 ♫
你知道我在等你吗? 你如果真的在乎我 ♪
又怎会让握花的手在风中颤抖 ♫

I am abiding to all these so not only you, but everyone who read this posting will know I am really pm-ing you here. Yes YOU, samsters and samstress, care to vouch for me please?

- HappyOwl
- +21+
- 华人讲华语, Singapore-owl
- Already stated in CV
- Already stated in CV 2
- Have you ever seen an owl taking photograph for another owl?
- The reason why there is no other reason needed to choose others over me because there is really really a different and I am going to share with you now is... (PHEW! I have already exceeded the one liners' mark)

I Thank you for taking your precious time and considering towards confirmation to confirm me as the number one candidate. I hope you have a good time surfing Sammyboy Commercial Sex.

For the curious interviewer, I am doing this because I want to add in the fun that you missed (that's it).

Best regards,
HappyOwl

comparing both woo thinks HappyOwl wins hands down!!!

[Shrouded]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

comparing both woo thinks HappyOwl wins hands down!!!

Duly noted.

My brain isn't working well enough to come up with a suitably creative or interesting post.

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by Shrouded

Duly noted.

My brain isn't working well enough to come up with a suitably creative or interesting post.

try again never give up

[demonhunter]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

try again never give up

[Shrouded]

Originally Posted by demonhunter

Dammit. I got rick-rolled.

[Shrouded]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

try again never give up

Lol. Will try.

[aceaceguy]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

comparing both woo thinks HappyOwl wins hands down!!!

so when u starting a thread for fb/fwb?

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by aceaceguy

so when u starting a thread for fb/fwb?

yoyo AAG!!!! hii ^^ how are you? Been busy with your xmm???

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by demonhunter

so sweet like honey!!

Originally Posted by Shrouded

Dammit. I got rick-rolled.

eerrr that song not for you la LOL

[acidicavex]

Ts u regular why no apply to sansan???

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

Ts u regular why no apply to sansan???

san san still ard??

[Shrouded]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

Ts u regular why no apply to sansan???

I thought she found her J already?

And I read her stories, wah lau, I don't think I can match up to the J. He sounds too good to be true. So I think better don't apply.

[Shrouded]

Ok. Let me try to write a longer introduction.

I'm shy and I like to hide behind my computer screen.

I'm damaged emotionally by my past experience, so I'm not looking for a gf.

However, like most guys, I get horny, and I would rather have sex than masturbate. So finding someone with a similar "want" would be good. I term it as a "want" as it's not a need. I don't need to have sex, I want to. Lol. If I needed to have sex, I will be in Changi or Hougang chalet now.

I tend to go with the flow. If I meet someone, and we're comfortable with each other for the sole purpose of mutual pleasure, then why not?

I shall not mention my dick size because I feel it's irrelevant, and seriously how many of us can claim to be above average?

I don't think I'm muscular or buff, but I'm not skinny or fat.

I don't do commercial sex now not because I have to pay for it, but rather because I don't like sex to be like a business transaction.

If people think a FB or FWB is all about the free sex, then I think they misunderstand as while you don't pay for the sex, you do pay for other things like meals, drinks, hotels, condoms, etc. Not to mention the time spent with your FB/FWB, although it's for a pleasurable purpose. Some like to say time is money.

So why choose me?

I would like to think I'm discreet. I don't kiss and tell (I wrote that story to get it off my chest, but it didn't work).

I'm not going to bug you daily for sex, doubt I can satisfy you daily either.

I can be more than a penis (hopefully a penis that brings you pleasure), fingers or tongue. I can be a listening ear or provide hugs should you need one.

And well, I love sex. (Who doesn't?)

So if any samstresses out there are interested, do PM me.

Thanks for reading.