The Legend of Ip Mun (parody)

[Rage24]

In a time of social unrest, a legendary pimp from Foshan, China comes to Keong Saik road with plans to open a new brothel. But the resident pimps were not happy to let a foreigner come in without paying his dues, even if they're all Chinese. Experiencing oppression, he must prove his sexual prowess and win over the respect of the local community, to become the greatest pimp in the region.

His name is Ip Mun, and this is his legend. 

[Rage24]

Ip Mun, a man in his 40s, had just arrived at Singapore. The number one pimp from Foshan in Guangdong, China, he lost his brothels in a fire and did not buy insurance. Dejected, he decided to take whatever money he had remaining and start afresh in the Lion City.

Pimping is all he knows, so he decides to start a new brothel. All he was told is that Keong Saik road is a good place to start, and he managed to rent a small unit on the rooftop, and put up posters looking to recruit prostitutes. However, as he is a total unknown in the area, no one bothered with him. He would spend his time smoking and helping his neighbour with her laundry.

One day, while doing laundry for his neighbour, a young lady with tanned skin came to the rooftop looking for work. Ip was obscured by the wet clothing, and the girl only saw the auntie.

"Hey you! Looking to recruit chickens?" asked the girl.

The auntie smiled, then yelled "Master Ip! Got girl come already!"

Ip quickly shows and introduces himself.

"Hi, I'm Ip Mun. You want to work for me as a prostitute?"

"I see your standard first." she replies.

Ip grins, and explains. "I take 50% commission and will offer you proper training. They include positions from the kamasutra, traditional Chinese style postures-"

The girl cuts him off. "No need talk so much. We fuck one round and I see how good you are."


The mysterious girl challenges Ip Mun.

Ip grins again. He likes how straightforward the girl is wanting to test his skills. He takes off his pants, puts his hands up, as the girl strips naked.

"Wang Chun. Ip Mun." he says, introducing his style and name.

The girl tests him by squeezing her breasts together. Ip doesn't flinch, but becomes erect. Then, she lunges toward him, trying to suck his cock. But Ip makes a side step and gets behind her, and quickly fingers her for a few seconds with one hand and squeezes her right breast with the other, before letting her go.

"Well? He says with a smirk."

"Well what? You never even fuck me?" taunted the girl.

Round 2. She does a somersault, gets behind Ip, and wanted to grab his cock from behind. But Ip anticipates this and turns around, opened up her jaw and face fucked her for a dozen thrusts. He then let's her go again as her mouth is filled with precum.

"Admit defeat?" he asks again.

"What defeat? I don't even know what you're doing!"

She goes crazy and dives toward him, but Ip pivots, holds her against the railing and fucks her pussy.



"Now you know what I'm doing?" he taunts, as he fucks her until she squirts. Soon, he comes deep inside her pussy.

The auntie is all excited at seeing the performance. "Wow Master Ip! I didn't know your skills so tok kong!"

Ip helps the girl up, and asks. "So when do you wanna start work?"

The girl angrily retrieves her clothes and leaves in a huff. Ip is disappointed. The auntie then asks "I also wanna test your skills!!"

[niushanwang]

Ip Mun, a true legend

[curiousSG]

this is a nice story, hope for more updates soon.

[Nelinda]

Very nice start TS, camping here for more

[Sharknado]

Bro you have a great imagination.

[madpig88]

Thanks for sharing this story TS, look forward to your next updates.

[Engingerin9]

Originally Posted by Sharknado

Bro you have a great imagination.

Fully agreed!
Please continue TS

[i^Xi0n]

interesting and nicely written story TS, great share and please do keep it going.

[Greenfrog]

Originally Posted by Sharknado

Bro you have a great imagination.

The mark of a great writer!!

[Umtiti]

Good stuff bro, please update soon!

[BK4ever]

this is a really nice story, thanks for sharing.

[KnowItAll]

like this story very much... it's very nice... share more soon please ts...

[Bigbirdy]

At first see the thread I thought is Thailand monk. Good story

[rawboy83]

nice story, please share more updates ts.