A Tipical Weekend At Batam By Ladyassassinator

[west]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

I am sure some bros out there hv sure experience the following: kena immigration con. Those immigrasi bastards are always on lookout for SG passports with the slightest flaw. Most common is that some goondus never check ppt got 6 mths to expiry date rite, so after sit ferry all the way to batam, the immigrasi f***er looks at u rigidly and then tell u that u have to good back SG. Kena sai, rite. So he looked all serious and ask u to go inside room or tell u off. Ahhh, here is how it works! Regulars will know just put in $10 note in ppt will suffice but for newbies, they make u kan cheong and piss in yr pants then eventually ask u to pay more money then can pass thru all fine and dandy. I ever see one sotong bugger pay $50 bec he got set up this way by the immigration officer. Welcome to batam!!

Oh, solly I so 'lohso' ah but I always enjoy writing out my thoughts and share experiences in sammyboy. Maybe also symptom of ageing. hahaha......

Bro who like to know the Address so here ....

ORBIT
61/1-2, 79 Sukhumvit 26,
Klongtoey, Bangkok.

For detail of this place. You can check here

http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread...&page=11&pp=15

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

As i said, batam is full of cons everywhere.

(maybe i shd start new thread called "cons in batam" or "Do & dont's in batam" hor).

Welcome to batam!!

wow Uncle,
Start a new thread leh ..... I think of the title for you - "Well-Con to Batam"


Talking about con tactics, if your passport got lots of stamps / chops, immigrasi pak likes to ask "Lu selalu datang, buat apa?" - how do we counter attack such? how to answer back huh?

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by DNAT

wow Uncle,
Start a new thread leh ..... I think of the title for you - "Well-Con to Batam"


Talking about con tactics, if your passport got lots of stamps / chops, immigrasi pak likes to ask "Lu selalu datang, buat apa?" - how do we counter attack such? how to answer back huh?

immigrasi pak likes to ask "Lu selalu datang, buat apa?"
We answer/counter attack back: "lu selalu banyak tanya, mau apa?"

[hugh jorgan]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

(maybe i shd start new thread called "cons in batam" or "Do & dont's in batam" hor).

And I can start one except that I substitute 'Bali' for Batam. Those fuckers think that because times are bad after the bombing they have to con you harder. Perhaps if they tried to provide better service and value they might do better than being crooks. On the other hand perhaps it's endemic in Indon DNA, every maid I had, and I've had a few, is a compulsive liar.

But enuf, from one old fucker (going on 46 next birthday, 25 years of fucking, still going, but perhaps not as strong as before, and wouldn't dream of it without Cialis or Viagra) to another, I've thoroughly enoyed your account of your exploits, well done!

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

immigrasi pak likes to ask "Lu selalu datang, buat apa?"
We answer/counter attack back: "lu selalu banyak tanya, mau apa?"

what if I say: "wa apa salah? "
- like that answer can anot huh?

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by DNAT

what if I say: "wa apa salah? "
- like that answer can anot huh?

Can, but he sure answer/counter attack you back - "lu salah lu tak kasih wa wang..."

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

Can, but he sure answer/counter attack you back - "lu salah lu tak kasih wa wang..."

see lah ... LPPL still must give $ ......

got once, I saw a 40+ y.o. man kena retain pprt and told to stand aside and wait ... and that was almost 10 pm WIB. So if next time I kena this kind, can I call you to come to my rescue?

Originally Posted by DNAT

wow Uncle,
Start a new thread leh ..... I think of the title for you - "Well-Con to Batam"


Talking about con tactics, if your passport got lots of stamps / chops, immigrasi pak likes to ask "Lu selalu datang, buat apa?" - how do we counter attack such? how to answer back huh?

Bro Dnat. I selalu answer immigrasi that "saya biasa datang untuk cuti sahaja. tingal satu/dua malam suda pulang".
Reason the idiot ask is he want to catch u see whether come to batam to work, so yr ppt a lot of chops got lobang for him to ask u go buy visa. One of my bros who is batam regular kena. Now he go in always must buy visa or siam batam centre terminal and go in thru waterfront terminal where immigrasi more SG-friendly there..

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

To try out something what we cannot find in S'pore is my main intention when I visited other countries.

wow uncle, I know what you mean .... hehe

For me, I like to go to the disco in Batam to hunt for a FL and do some erotic/indecent stunts in the camouflage of darkness before tar pow her back to hotel. Its cheaper to do so in BT (spending in disco is ard Rp250K - 300K, compared to S$100 and above) and the most important thing is I wont get stared/annoyed by other ppl (unlike in Sg) .... get to fulfill my lau ti ko lusty wishes ... hahaha

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

Bro Dnat. I selalu answer immigrasi that "saya biasa datang untuk cuti sahaja. tingal satu/dua malam suda pulang".
Reason the idiot ask is he want to catch u see whether come to batam to work, so yr ppt a lot of chops got lobang for him to ask u go buy visa. One of my bros who is batam regular kena. Now he go in always must buy visa or siam batam centre terminal and go in thru waterfront terminal where immigrasi more SG-friendly there..

Unlce,
Thanks for your pointers. We all know very well the ultimate purpose for them to ask so much = minta duit

Once, I no mood to argue so much so gave S$2 and that pak even flip my pprt backwards and find a spot (which is less than 1 cm by 1 cm) between 2 pages and chop right in the middle of pprt .... knn! they try to save pprt space for you in retrun ... hahaha

Originally Posted by DNAT

wow uncle, I know what you mean .... hehe

For me, I like to go to the disco in Batam to hunt for a FL and do some erotic/indecent stunts in the camouflage of darkness before tar pow her back to hotel. Its cheaper to do so in BT (spending in disco is ard Rp250K - 300K, compared to S$100 and above) and the most important thing is I wont get stared/annoyed by other ppl (unlike in Sg) .... get to fulfill my lau ti ko lusty wishes ... hahaha

haha. in btm anything goes. I have a theory that those jokers like me cannot dance for dead in SG go batam disco and "goyang". watever u do also no one care and not scared of pai sei. So lau uncle go shake his fat belly and jump about like siao lan also no one take notice of.

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

So lau uncle go shake his fat belly and jump about like siao lan also no one take notice of.

siao lan jump up and down with 'saw hai' (cantonese; stupid cunt) ??

still got ppl take notice lah ... those un-booked FL buayas will swim near to you leh ... awas iho!

[Ratcool69]

Bro Ladyassassinato, why never tell me, I introduce my suphir or driver to you, nice guy never take advantage, if you want just let me know

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

Bro Dnat. I selalu answer immigrasi that "saya biasa datang untuk cuti sahaja. tingal satu/dua malam suda pulang".
Reason the idiot ask is he want to catch u see whether come to batam to work, so yr ppt a lot of chops got lobang for him to ask u go buy visa.

what if the pak ask: "untuk cuti, buat apa? main kah?"
they sure know we go there spend money, in their heart thinking we can afford to spend S$200 then why cannot just give me S$2 as kopi duit ....

next time if they ask again, I just say: "gua datang sini cuma cari/jumpa kawan cewok aja. Kalau lu tak percaya, lu cakap sama gua nya kawan iho ..." then I quickly call Batam Man and ask BM to talk to them .... 1 phone call costs less than S$2 .... hehehe

Originally Posted by DNAT

what if the pak ask: "untuk cuti, buat apa? main kah?"
they sure know we go there spend money, in their heart thinking we can afford to spend S$200 then why cannot just give me S$2 as kopi duit ....

next time if they ask again, I just say: "gua datang sini cuma cari/jumpa kawan cewok aja. Kalau lu tak percaya, lu cakap sama gua nya kawan iho ..." then I quickly call Batam Man and ask BM to talk to them .... 1 phone call costs less than S$2 .... hehehe

Ya. correct ah! cakap jumpa kawan is the most neutral answer. In my case, if i kena sangkut at immigrasi, I call bro max911 to call his batam connections to come and rescue lau uncle. haha. but I think my cb face recognizable to all the immigrasi pak oredi, so they sure wont disturb me and look for newbies with no chop in ppt.. hoho