Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[malaysiapig]

In china trade show, not sure how they do the test

[masakii]

a woman said to her husband who was working abroad so they had a long distance relationship.
Sometimes the husband says he wants to have baby
then the wife said
"I'll give it to you, if when you come home I'm pregnant, you'll be happy, okay?"
husband answered hesitantly "oh yes happy"
but after a few seconds he answered again
"Wait, of course I'm not happy that you got pregnant while I was abroad, then it's not mine."

hahaha the wife laughed out loud. Finally her husband understood the joke

[xiaobij]

The husband suddenly said, "Have you ever seen a baby move in your stomach? How is that possible?

Wife: "Yes, I've seen it, because the baby is moving inside."

Husband: "Then why is my pants moving, do they have a life like a baby?"

Wife: "I'll try hitting it to find out if it has life or not."

ha ha ha ha

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[malaysiapig]

[thanosfist]

a the wife laughed out loud.

[ah rat]

[SirLance]

Thanks for sharing.

[ah rat]

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
(Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.)

✅Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and share to educate someone else.🙏😃