Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 985

jacky43 · #**14761** 25-05-2025, 08:33 AM

A good joke. In the tradition of the Godfather. Close to your friends, closer to your enemy. We r honor we draw the lines across people with black hearts.

Hurricane88 · #**14762** 30-05-2025, 12:01 PM

BE THE WOLF THEY FEAR NOT THE DONKEY THEY RIDE.
BE A WOLF NOT A DONKEY.

In life, people will always have something to say. Whether you stand firm or you bend, someone somewhere will still talk. So the choice is yours. Will you be the silent donkey everyone rides or the bold wolf that walks alone and commands respect.

Too often we see good people being taken for granted because they are too kind too soft too willing to please. But kindness without boundaries turns into a trap. The more you let people walk over you the more they believe it is their right.

A wolf is not loved by many but it is respected. It does not seek approval it follows its path. It does not make noise it makes moves. That is how you must live. Let your silence carry power. Let your presence speak louder than your words.

Being hated for standing your ground is far better than being loved for being silent while your back is being broken. You are not created to be used and discarded. You are created to rise to roar to be free.

So choose

StupidCharsiew · #**14763** 30-05-2025, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

BE THE WOLF THEY FEAR NOT THE DONKEY THEY RIDE.
BE A WOLF NOT A DONKEY.

In life, people will always have something to say. Whether you stand firm or you bend, someone somewhere will still talk. So the choice is yours. Will you be the silent donkey everyone rides or the bold wolf that walks alone and commands respect.

Too often we see good people being taken for granted because they are too kind too soft too willing to please. But kindness without boundaries turns into a trap. The more you let people walk over you the more they believe it is their right.

A wolf is not loved by many but it is respected. It does not seek approval it follows its path. It does not make noise it makes moves. That is how you must live. Let your silence carry power. Let your presence speak louder than your words.

Being hated for standing your ground is far better than being loved for being silent while your back is being broken. You are not created to be used and discarded. You are created to rise to roar to be free.

So choose

Not a joke but regardless thanks for the advice. Up you for it

laulankia · #**14764** 03-06-2025, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidCharsiew

Not a joke but regardless thanks for the advice. Up you for it

U are a joke , fucking old fat maid pussy and take grab. A loser can’t afford a 4 wheels and brag about fucking maids paying fl price rofl

Hurricane88 · #**14765** 09-06-2025, 09:22 AM

Share another pic joke...

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weirduncle2022 · #**14766** 12-06-2025, 04:44 PM

https://www.tiktok.com/@clickbaitand...28413263269166

Female police tells suspect: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."

Suspect: "Boobs."

oxeso · #**14767** 13-06-2025, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by weirduncle2022

Female police tells suspect: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."

Suspect: "Boobs."

👍
Ups u 15.

weirduncle2022 · #**14768** 17-06-2025, 11:18 AM

https://www.tiktok.com/@lobitoes20/v...03277382454550

Witch tied up, men crowds around her wanting to burn her.
Witch says, "i know a spell to increase the penis"

what do you think happens next?